In Britain, it's customary to name pubs after notorious but unpunished sex offenders. Nobody has ever questioned why we do it. It's regarded as normal and is part of our culture.
My favourite Mark Rothko is 'POV Claudia Winkleman visits Antarctica (1969)' www.artsy.net/artwork/mark...
I feel that if Des'ree was writing Life today, she'd take the ghost over the evening news.
A really enjoyable morning dump is a double-edged sword. Sure, it's nice to start the day on a positive note, but then comes the realisation that it's peaked before breakfast.
Human rights are universal - politicians may not always find them politically convenient but it shouldn’t fall to any gov’t to say who those rights should & should not apply to. If that happens than none of us has rights, just privileges that can be taken away by people in power whenever they want
Going to miss my monthly fix of uhs, but thanks for all the laughs and gasps, chaps!
Yikes
Hell yeah.
Do it. Fucking jump, you piece of shit.
Still holding out for a Shaky vs Madeley rematch. Hell, make it a best of three.
You've heard of the elf on the shelf, but has he heard that snitches get stitches?
Don't know if I dare watch the Skylink Derby Derby, despite the rare occasion of it being on Proper Telleh.
A picture of a weather notification on a PC reads 'Light rain in the afternoon'
I preferred Steve Wright.
thing that annoys me is that everyone in the entertainment industry and everyone in news media knows that graham linehan is an absolute monster of a human being.
silence.
Happy 50th birthday, Protect and Survive! A booklet full of bogus advice and a PIF series that was thankfully never shown (if it had, we'd have been hurtling towards a nuclear war), it still holds a special place in our hearts...
Did you hear about the guys with erectile dysfunction who tried to have an orgy?
They actually made a decent fist of it.
Texting wit props mom 5:34 •al 5G C 26 Janice > Mom. You around? Yes,just got in Prop. Okay just checkin Mom: WHAT!!!! Prop: If you here then I KNOW the rapture ain't happen Mom I'M NOT LEAVING TILL YOU PAY ME MY MONEY Text Message • RCS Q
Just checkin
They should have put Fartman up in a Pontins rather than a castle, let him see wgat he's really dealing with
Families torn apart
I went to London for a podcast show this afternoon. Opted not to go all the way down to Victoria what with this and that, so I figured I could just get on the next stop (Finchley Road). Bus company supposedly resold my ticket between the stops.
When dynamic pricing finally dies, I will gladly shit on its grave.
An Adele song comes on in the pub and it starts pissing it down outside. Rain stops as the song does. Think I might have to get some tin foil from the Tesco down the road.
I have absolutely no fucking idea what my skill set is.
Twin Pleats
A parody Misfits T-shirt by Jim'll Paint It featuring the skull logo and the phrase 'My back hurts'
...and now I'm reminded of this.
What's happening over on X, the everything app, is that gender critical accounts (i.e. transphobes) are trying to get me sacked from Superdrug FM.
Just remembered a quiz I was at in 2005 and one question was “who wrote the Winnie the Pooh books?” and I confidently told the rest of the team it was GG Allin x
Why did the palindrome cross the road?
To get a map a mate got.
#palindrome
ORGAN THING: Mummy? A beautiful beautiful first album, let this just be the first, let this be the start of where Jo Spratley and Bic Hayes are going next, this is something like a whole bunch of love and more... wp.me/p2ScbB-vS9 #Cardiacs
The entire world of Musical Theatre is weeping for its loss.
