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Keyboard Hulk

@keyboardhulk

World’s loudest typist. Likes a kitchen full of fresh ingredients and singing where absolutely no one can hear him. Balances bacon with gym and hope.

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Exact same!

07.03.2026 06:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Show my man @heydaaaavey.bsky.social some love in his Run for the Kids 😀

07.03.2026 01:28 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bacteria add much-needed protein?

06.03.2026 20:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I mean, I like a nice crisp tangy white too, you know

06.03.2026 20:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Chilled red, huh? Black all the way, for me.

06.03.2026 20:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yep, five inches gives you the goods 😉

06.03.2026 18:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You certainly do know how to offer incentives 😄

06.03.2026 18:39 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I mean, a man is not a camel … 😜

06.03.2026 07:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A man in gym gear running his hand through his hair and looking broken.

A man in gym gear running his hand through his hair and looking broken.

Kettlebell circuits on a Friday night as part of a month of no booze and general virtue. I’m not sure I’m cut out for this, tbh.

06.03.2026 06:56 👍 79 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0

I’ll be suffering right there with you during March. We can make it! We’re strong vibrant men or some shit like that.

03.03.2026 10:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ouch! Hope it didn’t swell up

02.03.2026 08:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This little floofy goofball turned five today! So of course @heydaaaavey.bsky.social got him a cake 😂

02.03.2026 08:41 👍 79 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You should see them now. All bronzed and juicy

02.03.2026 07:34 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Most assuredly.

02.03.2026 06:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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If your roast chicken ain’t slathered in butter, then I ain’t eatin’ it!

02.03.2026 06:03 👍 78 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I can do you a lovely warm milk

28.02.2026 21:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Morning, dude. Enjoy the run!

28.02.2026 21:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I suppose. For you… 😜

28.02.2026 21:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s wonderful when ingredients come together like that

28.02.2026 20:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I like your thinking!

28.02.2026 20:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Pretty great! Tomorrow we start a month of no booze and healthy eating, so today is gonna be all about bacon and beer 😂

28.02.2026 20:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

On the way. Hope you like condensed milk 😂

28.02.2026 20:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Morning my friend. How’s your weekend?

28.02.2026 20:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Bos and I wanna join the cuddles!

25.02.2026 07:19 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He licked me too and then went off to find dinner 😜

25.02.2026 06:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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After a long and tiring day, it’s nice to see your pup, y’know?

25.02.2026 06:40 👍 102 🔁 1 💬 6 📌 0

You deserve alll the beer and chicken after that!

24.02.2026 20:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Not smol. You’re looking swole, my friend 😊

24.02.2026 19:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hahah too kind. It’s the brown people genes 😂

24.02.2026 09:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Looking great, dude!

22.02.2026 19:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0