same old ghost 🌿🦉

NOT IF I DRAFT THE SHELTER FIRST

It's legal to still drink spiced Christmas tea in March, btw. It's allowed

You ever read your own work in progress after a few months and realize you were so sleep deprived at the time of writing that there's a whole scene in there you'd forgotten you'd written, or

Was discussing a program at work that allows you to view click-through metrics, and you will be glad to know, dear reader, that when I asked to clarify the name, I narrowly avoided referring to it as Clickolding

I would tell you if I knew. But I wish you luck

HAVE to play Alan Wake one of these days

I was being silly, but tell me this doesn't look like a video game cutscene

Fruitlessly running into walls; the brief moment of emotion to camera before rushing off to climb a ladder; the expository monologue; the set pieces pivoting, granting the audience Silent Hill-esque camera angles

Jesper Tyden as Jonathan Harker, wearing a white tank top and looking very Leon Kennedy (respectfully)

Anyway yeah I loved Resident Evil 9

DRACULA DAS MUSICAL (2008) IS ON SPOTIFY NOW DON'T TEXT

Some days you're the robed men; some days you're the Legs

...does everyone have a gun

Photograph of me, standing next to a sign which reads ‘Muriel Spark Walk’. I’m wearing dark corduroys, a red jumper, brown jacket and a brown beanie hat.

My book, LIKE A CAT LOVES A BIRD: THE NINE LIVES OF MURIEL SPARK, comes out in just over a month!

In the run-up, I went to Spark’s birthplace to drop off proofs in lots of brilliant bookshops. Here are some photos of me gallivanting about like a big smiley tea cosy.

Girl what

YESS BARRY HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

It warms my heart that everyone played this on release and yet nobody spoiled anything, so I was able to go in blind even after all this time. I will carry on this tradition, so all I will say is I LOVE THISSS

10/10 I do absolutely love it

Yess immediately same for me!! Tyyy

Me playing Blue Prince^

I'll see you in July

Wait Blue Prince had a mac release?? HOLD MY CALLS

Mom, come pick me up, the best lack all conviction and the worst are full of passionate intensity.

May their stay be short & their block be swift

Oh no

Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads: The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same... - Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

Actually snorted

WOW

Stardew allow me to date Kent after he separates from his wife after she decides they're incompatible and got married too young challenge

Okay true 😔

You get to set the difficulty back to easy. Unfair advantage

Stardew recognizes and offers a respite from the evils of capitalism but not from the harsh reality of being a straight woman in the dating world