Mystery Ape

It’s honestly rude

Spilled tea on the bed. “Strength Is Forged Through Adversity “

And I have been to a carpeted nightclub in Walsall

Yeah I’m up, up in the bedroom with my cat

I deleted and will not repost the humorous conclusion to this story, but due to me reopening contact I have received what is essentially a “you up?” from the DJ tonight

lol

Whoa

can you believe this

As someone who loves raving, dancing and edm I cannot imagine a worse night out than an Israeli rave

Gary wants to go outside for an evening stroll, but some students are having a party a few doors down and I’m afraid they might kidnap him, so I’ve had to say no

Why is everyone getting on the bus when I need it to go straight to my home

A carved stone head in a glass. Are with reeds and a green background to either side

A carved stone face with eyes nose and mouth visible. The mouth has a hole in the upper right lip (as we look) perhaps for offerings

#findsfriday the astonishing, enigmatic Hendy Head from Anglesey now in Oriel Môn - found in a ploughed field overlooking the Menai straits and thought to be Late Iron Age. Did this Celtic god oversee the a Roman attack on the Druids and an end of the old ways? #celts #ironage #druids #anglesey

lol. He or she is doing this, yes

i just need a pomeranian

maybe one day i'll live with a pomeranian

the haters are saying i'll never live with a pomeranian. guess what you just brought the timeline forward by 5 years

imagine living with a pomeranian

What if a Pomeranian shared my home

If anyone on here has/lives with a Pomeranian it’s a legal requirement that you post or DM me pics of it

Pomeranian dog head emerging from a red blazer jacket

Goodnight

nice trick: give long-term legal residents bogus tickets and then use that to claim they’re lawbreakers who ought to be deported

pleased to inform you our plant operators apparently have a livestream cam in each of our sludge cake bins.

“Pull up then”

Ok I don’t mean it literally when I say I enjoy a chat with everyone, I too have an asshole time limit

I’ve given it like 6 months and can see the RSVP lists growing so was going to bring some friends and try it again to see if the crowd was friendlier, but will need to clarify how seriously they are taking the conversation rule

You are very correct…that’s partly why I don’t go to a lot of these. I enjoy a chat with anyone and everyone so end up having to find the people who are also there to have a big time socially instead of sitting in a corner with their 3 friends not mingling

Exactly! Why are we collapsing these categories into one and making everyone scared to get cancelled for saying hi

*to someone