Your job is to pick the worst actor to play James Bond.
06.03.2026 23:01
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Your job is to pick the worst actor to play James Bond.
‘Sup. - Lewandowski to Markwayne
YOU ASKED FOR THIS!
Downfall. Kristi Noem Edition:
How do you know it’s disingenuous? Are you clairvoyant?
You can divine the intentions of your critics, but you can’t or won’t call someone - oh, you know, pick someone at random - a liar, is that right?
Also factory worker
People are making fun of this but at the end they open mouth kiss and it's actually kind of beautiful. They're clearly doing hand stuff too but they don't show it.
Lord, give me the confidence of a man who wants to be interviewed by Isaac Chotiner, and the wisdom of a man who politely declines.
Okay, so this piece is incredible and upsetting but I have to say that the anecdote about Chelsea Handler sitting across from Woody Allen and Soon Yi Previn and asking “so how did you two meet?” is just next tier
Because fuck you that's why.
We can still throw beads and get fucked up on hamentashen, though
This dude's comms team HATES him
Laissez les bons temps rouler, Haman
Yet.
please sum up the electoral bench of the contemporary Republican Party
The kids love me because I am sitcom Michael Beschloss.
Not since Dick York and Dick Sargent
will never stop being incredible to me that the son of a lawyer (and grandson of an architect) who went to hotchkiss (hotchkiss!) gets graded on a curve cause he’s “working class”
“That was a misspoke.”
These assholes delenda est.
we love a diy punk queen
"Spacey, Weinstein, Lauer," Wayans continued. "You know, comedy gold."
I must tell you how a stranger has wronged me.
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Come on, man, keep that shit behind the paywall
I am a sucker for following up to see if they post about it. They often do.
“I, a dumbass, posted shit in response to a stranger, and then they blocked me, and so did some of their friends, can you believe that shit?”
Yes! Yes I can.
Do we have a secret test that will tell you whether your son is gay? WE DO.
Will we tell you about it? WAIT ARE YOU THAT GUY FROM THE ATLANTIC
I own the 7th largest Hyundai dealership in the Tampa St. Pete area and here’s why Reza Pahlavi is the legitimate ruler of Iran
Elizabeth Holmes fan fic is a burgeoning subgenre, Michael Jay.
Make Object Permanence Great Again
“I recently wondered on Twitter”
Dude. Naw.
