evil fish leo 🦐

stop. stop I'm so high you can't do this to me

I'm 5'5

I think I'm taller than you but not by a whole lot. like 3 inches probably

my sister lives with my parents but is visiting me this weekend !! she was the only one who came to my wedding and I can't wait to get her out of there

I regret to inform everyone that I am in fact a person who constantly needs attention

I believe he's bisexual but he's also. annoying

SORRY I WAS GETTING APPROVAL FROM THE COUNCIL

I'm so sorry we should set everything on fire

hearing someone describe their experience with depersonalisation and disassociation... damn high school was more traumatic than my brain lets me remember 🫥

ough that still sucks so bad I hope u feel better soon !!!

so great !!!! so supportive !! and hot too !!!!!!!

I love my wife I will always take the opportunity to talk about her and how much I like her and how great she is

time for tea with honey !!

I love my wife I tell my wife everything and she tells me everything. and yeah we've still got other people that we talk to and can vent to, but at the end of the day if you're not having open communication with your partner there is NO foundation for a healthy relationship !! also I love my wife

for some reason I keep watching true crime and hoarders and making myself nauseous

if your partner isn't your best friend and closest confidant ,, what are you doing

yeah I didn't know what that was but after googling I have almost certainly seen it before. I am not into family guy tho so I think we are just online in different ways

exploding my mom with my mind rn

sketch of paradise kiss lois Griffin

👍🏻

oh I got this hold on

who is paradise I'll do it for you

they've also got an opossum they're not really equipped to care for

I'm learning now that the 13 year old diabetic cat has been locked outside because my mom refuses to take him to the vet and hes incontinent. dude I'm so fucking mad and I've not even mentioned how fat and anxious the dogs are because they're working breeds who never get walked or played with

some people should not be pet owners and my mom is one of those people

bro I'm so mad rn ,,,, my sister wants to take the two girl cats when she moves out but I fear by the time she finishes school it will be too late and there will be a litter or two 🫩

discord screenshot. reply to me "she's gonna end up with a lot more cats out there if she doesn't get the ball rolling on fixing these guys" "think that might be the goal :/"

it got worse

oh my god apparently peanut and dusty aren't spayed my mom is so fucking stupid

it's not like you're going to make a public Facebook post about John who left condoms out. people fuck. what are we worried about. is he having an affair ?? even if he is thats none of my business

broski if you don't want cleaners seeing stuff... put it away ?? it genuinely does not make sense 🙄 sorry that happened to your colleague, customers looooove to throw fits about anything and everything smh

dad saw a white and brown tabby and my sister saw a gray cat so there are at least two strays. god I hope my mom spays and neuters them but it's not likely she'd be willing to pay for it