k snap

Feel like I should specify that when I say social contact it's "seeing my partner at all" since he works first shift

Anyway in happier news I used a sample of an expensive hair product to blow out my hair for an interview and my hair hasn't looked this good in months

I don't feel like I can pass on an offer because I literally won't make rent next month unless I accept. But I'd have to cut out the parts of my life that actually make me happy. I guess we'll see how it goes.

Finally have a really solid job prospect, something meaningful that I'd be good at, full time, living wage, staff seems really great, casual attire.

And it's second shift. No more theatre work. Only two evenings a week for social contact. Would have to drop out of my D&D group.

The "find me a body" to "suicide countdown" thing happened to me when I was psychotic in 2013 and I very nearly did kill myself. I was literally saved by the one auditory hallucination I've ever had.

Cannot recommend highly enough

Have you read The Art of Recklessness?

Good morning

I'm gonna be honest, I'll be so happy to see the balayage trend gone. This look is achievable with a ten dollar box of Feria from the grocery store. With any luck we'll look back on balayage with the same regrets as circa-2001 Chunky Highlights

Mamdani has the celeb status that comes with NYC mayorship, unfortunately nobody gives a fuck about Michigan (the best state) so it just came across as Blue Girl Collaborating. Everyone already decided to love Mamdani, Big Gretch didn't have that going for her

Director speech makeup

daaaamn

That honor goes to Annie Jupiter, a 50something year old former lion tamer who was obsessed with the spotlight and pathologically incapable of keeping anything to herself and also had a motorcycle lmao

Jim Buttersmith was a gator wrangler by day, underground fighter/degenerate gambler by night. He would throw fights if it meant he got a payout. His stunt was called "hit me, I can take it." He was one of the greatest characters I've ever seen in a TTRPG and he wasn't even the best in that campaign.

He's got the Forever DM problem where anytime he's a player he is gonna cut loose and do some crazy shit. In my Fate campaign he tried to kill a player character just to prove a point, extinguished a burning priest while wearing an alligator costume, broke the police chief's nose on a whim

anyway it worked and also we burned down some random person's barn

The DM was like "this is the dumbest shit I've ever heard" and made Nate actually Google whether or not you could source a tanning bed in Billings Montana

We recently played a Delta Green campaign where the monster was sensitive to UV light and when we got to the planning stages of the boss fight, Nate talked the party into renting and weaponizing a tanning bed

Scene kid hair is back, we're cooked

The antivax folks are all telling her it isn't her fault, the hospital probably made him worse, stay strong mama. Doubling down to support the group that validates your decisions makes a lot of sense

and telling us that part too

While we're on the subject, can we quit it with the half pound patties?

Freeze and thaw

Pitch one of your local spots! Let's all pitch our local spots. One or two of them will say yes, we'll make poem beer the hottest thing to happen to drinks since beer pong. All the breweries will be fighting over poets.

I can 100% see Speciation doing a poet collab and if you're not gonna pitch them, I will

Wait, are you a west Michigan poet???

Bells is great but they're the wrong brewery for this pitch. Try Shorts and OddSide, or if you want to go to the really artsy guys, Speciation

and the answer to that question is obviously "I'll write a poem you can put on the can"

The Threads algo prioritizes rage bait more than any other site

I know a perspective shift is probably the last thing you want but: they can't apologize, it's a liability thing. And I know it sucks to not be asked, but I think a lot of facility admin etc don't ask that sort of question as an internal defense against empathy burnout.

All of it is unfair to you.