EvilPAC

Why settle for Gold when you can just take all three?

We are thrilled to introduce our new mandatory cultural assimilation program!

A heartfelt, passionate message in support of American human rights from...wait, who?

Epstein who? Look! Other crazy stuff!

Love is patient. Love is kind. Love is ignoring a federal indictment for over 400 tons of cocaine.

The locals were so excited to see Trump that they literally couldn't hold it in.

Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for the President's bruised ego.

Diversity is our strength.

Trump calls it Horseshoe Foreign Policy because it’s Close Enough.

Make America Rake Again? No thanks.

Coming this January 6th to C-SPAN...

Santa's Redacted List

Christmas has become Very Ugly with the Woke Red (Marxism) and the Radical Green (Climate Hoax). Beautiful GOLD is for WINNERS!

Hunger is temporary. Loyalty is forever. Enjoy your Trumpy Meal.

Some turkeys are more pardonable than others

Wellness advice from village healer RFK Jr.

Take a tour of our new Congressional Assisted Living Facility!

What the DEEP STATE doesn't want you to know about J6

Wildlife experts hate this one trick

Trick or treat, smell my feet, watch democracy face defeat!

Welcome to the real Monster Mash!

BREAKING: Trump Admin announces new agency heads. No strings attached.

Hey Turning Point USA - Here’s an idea that we think you’re gonna love.

The FUR FLIES as Portland Turns Into a WAR ZONE!

Finally, a justice system that prioritizes REAL crimes!

Nothing says innovation like charging more for the same thing

From the makers of Baby’s First Tax Haven

Making healthcare profitable, one denied claim at a time.

Next up for MAHA: ibuprofen causes ADHD, Aleve creates allergies, and Tums triggers tourettes.

Speaking from a cow dung sweat lodge during a 4-day vision quest, Chansley promised to restore security protocols. He then removed his underwear, placed it on his head, and began chanting.