Yesterday I saw a haggard old man walking down the road with two huge boxes of Bisquick under his arms. Now I’m thinking he’s doing a Forrest Gump thing but even dumber. That there’s Biscuit Bob. He’d be getting close to Golconda, IL about right now. Go ahead and set that oven to 450.
It’s always been my dream to hear B-Real from Cypress Hill say Kia Sorento.
I’ve never jet packed so I’ll hush…for now.
Rewatching THE MANDALORIAN and while I will never be the type to question Star Wars Science, how is buttock and upper leg armor not prioritized in a culture of jetpack peoples?
Oh that’s it I’m calling my elected official
I’ve still got my Directors Label DVD of Jonez’ music videos. Also has this great song from Pharcyde’s Fatlip.
youtu.be/WotkQ6vFuGw?...
When I pass from snowballing bad decisions that started from the age of thought, I hope some law person will introduce Cory’s Law that states no one shall post more than 10 times a month, and only 4 people are allowed to read them.
*posting on twitter* oh ho, I’ve made a wry observation. Better make sure a bunch of pedophiles see it
Here I come.
oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
Ted, thank you. For real it’s a perfect record. I hope y’all get to make another someday.
Just realized THE BOTH’s record is a Xmas album and there’s nothing @tedleo.bsky.social and @aimeemann.bsky.social can say to dissuade me.
ALL!
I like how they’re trying to cram AI down our throat as this world changing technology that will usher us into a new age and it’s only got one font.
I disagree with everything that happened today.
As a Dead Kennedys fan, if I were an Uber driver in California and had to pick up someone named Alice I would be insufferable.
Not posting is the new posting
(@corygreene watermark)
Today I saw a Tesla with a “Punks not dead” sticker and now punk is dead.
Facebook is the Jimmy Fallon of dumb online talking to people shit.
your crazy ass stupid post just fucked up the whole world . hope it was worth the likes. hope youre enjoying the clicks
If I were Andy Griffith I would sue Naughty By Nature for making a song about my son urinating.
I understand you’re not joking but what drunk level are you?
Sterling Hayden drawing Sailor Moon
I wish when people farted little colored bubbles would emerge from the seat of your pants like an animated seahorse
Just finished reading the Bible and it was pretty good but I think it should’ve ended with something like “but then god died” or something like that.
Heads up y’all. Meet Peylak, Chieftain of the Wind Traders.
One of the best albums of the 2000’s. Start to finish great.
Solid work here, Trev.
