I’m over it now mind
I’m over it now mind
Because it’s cool and weird!” and is all the better for it!
In Conclusion: Midichlorians And High Tables Can Fuck Right Off!
#KeithsCorrectFilmOpinions
#Part64873InAnOccasionalSeries
John Wick 4, Highlander 2, Prometheus, all the Star Wars Prequels. All made the original ideas worse.
Compare those to one of the best films ever made “Big Trouble In Little China” which just went “Why is all this cool weird stuff happening?…
John Wick 3 is on the telly, and it’s just reminding me how much I hate so called “Lore” or “World Building” or to give it’s proper name “Boring Pointless Bullshit” in film sequels.
There has never, not once, been a film series improved by explaining stuff and making it boring…
Putting the band back together!
#HittingThingsAndCountingToFour
“Es wird anders klingen, wann Berliners im raum sind.”
#ThisIsAGoodJokeAboutDoughnuts
#ProbablyDoesntReallyWork
#IStandByIt
Me, Chatting To The Bouncer At Berghain: “Yes! Thank you. It IS a cool jacket. You probably recognise her from ‘Mord Ist Ihr Hobby’
I’m in Berlin.
Someone has just walked past me saying “No, it’s a bar… but you have to take off all your clothes and put them in a bag”
Ich bin in Berlin.
#Alexanderplatz?
#IBarelyKnowErPlatz!
#Currywurst?
#CurryBESTMoreLike!
#Etc
Didn’t do anything today, because it was cold, grey, and raining.
Then I remembered The Hold Steady were playing two minutes from my house, so I went and watched them rock the FUCK out and be awesome!
Anyway, I love music, I love bands, and I love being alive!
#GoodOldLife!
There’s yer Art Brut , rocking the FUCK out the Brixton Academy.
A venue possibly most famous for having a photo of my bass player hanging up backstage.
#Possibly
It’ll sound different when there’s people applying some good weekends in the room
Hey America! I know you’ve got a lot going on right now, but it would be very nice if you just hurried up and approved my ESTA so I can go and see my friends.
I’ll owe you one!
I am extremely proud to announce that you can now pre-order my new album “THE ONE TRUE PRINCE OF WALES (in exile after abdication)” from Hurrah Música for release on Friday the 3rd of April.
please note I do not know computer
www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2OO...
Apparently I started recording my new album 4 years ago today.
Actual recording time in those 4 years?
About 20 hours!
Any day/month/year/decade now!
#ItsOnTheWay
#WhereDoesTheTimeGo
Yesss!
The end of Dry January!
By which I mean not the drinking one, but that this is the first Chicken Shish With Extra Chili I’ve had from the place by my house all year.
#Kebab?
#KebAwwwYEAHbMoreLike
How hard can it be!
#PushTheButton
#IDidNotInFactPushAButton
Went and had an Excellent Time with loads of friends I’d not seen ALL YEAR (good joke) while @fightmilkband.bsky.social headlined the Lexington, because that’s what they do now.
#HappyNewYear
It’ll sound different when there’s people sprinting… winterly… in the room?
#IDontknow
“New year. New banger!” as the saying almost goes.
The new @fightmilkband.bsky.social single is excellent and you should listen to it, buy it, and play it at that cool party you’re going to later is what I’m saying here.
fightmilkisaband.bandcamp.com/track/sounds...
I’m watching “Law & Order: Criminal Intent: Toronto” and just thinking of the HMHB album “CSI: Ambleside” all the time.
They’ve just finished an episode about the mayor being filmed smoking crack with the “Not based on any real persons or events” disclaimer, which is very funny, because come on!
“Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?”
“Yes. Obviously. What the fuck is wrong with you? One is a green field. The other one is a cold steel rail! … are you stupid?”
Having Christmas dinner leftovers for tea!
#ChristmAWWYEAHsWINNERBESTWHOAversMoreLike
Having myself one of those Light Christmas Suppers you hear about.
Can’t go wrong with a Light Christmas Supper!
Merry Christmas everybody!
I love you all!
“Isn’t it funny how the word Sleigh is the exact same shape as a sleigh?… Nay!”
You can have that one.
Impress your relatives at Cmas with this new festive song that is mostly about how quickly time goes as you get older. It also has the line
“Like a virgin at a burlesque show
Things are coming thick and fast”
So there’s a bit of blue for the dads.
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It’s Christmas, so I’m eating a Christmas Sandwich.
#TheSystemWorks
Went to an Excellent Gig just outside of London (Nunhead).
Saw Flinch, Fightmilk, and Dogviolet all be excellent, bought a Festive Merch Jumper, and just had an Excellent Flinchmas!
#GoodOldFlinchmas
Thanks man. It is!
Currently working on a version of 2000 Miles by The Pretenders but with the little riff in the intro replaced by That Bit from Buddy Holly by Weezer for volume 3