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“Nobody understands a word this guy is saying” is a more accurate statement about our president than it is of Bad Bunny and mi español no es muy bueno.

Thank you

I have 2 children in this demographic, and things have been rough here too.

Three of my friends have lost their sons to suicide in their late-teens/early-20s in the last 2 years. Today was the funeral for the most recent one. I hope it’s the last.

I say “mother trucker!” a fuck ton. Lol

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This health insurance bullshit is a big factor in major life decisions so many people are wrestling with and I hate it for everyone impacted! I’m so sorry!

I lufs him! Also…IS THAT LUCY‽ Stunning 🫶🏼

Sneaking in to see if BlueSky allows private accounts yet…yeah, not so much. Sigh.

It’s a twinning doodle sort of night.

Claimed I should’ve let her figure it out. No thanks, dude.

4 years ago I was swimming in the deep end of a public pool when I heard a tiny voice behind me say “somebody help me”. I was a lifeguard for 5 years in my young-adult years so I didn’t bother looking for one of her people before my training kicked in. The dad had the nerve to be mad at me!

White Cheddar Spinach and Chicken Burgers - My Homemade Recipe Whip up juicy chicken burgers blended with white cheddar and spinach—perfect for quick, flavorful dinners or casual gatherings.

This! I’ve made it a few times now and it’s super delicious! I use shallots instead of onion. And I put them on onion buns. Pair with caprese salad. It’s a great summer recipe to make on the grill. myhomemaderecipe.com/recipes/whit...

a gray hairless gremlin squints at the camera with the look of a bad motherhecker. she’s scowling, but wearing a pink fleece jumper with cherries printed all over. the cognitive dissonance is strong. upon further inspection, this may just be a hairless chihuahua, but you can’t blame us for the misunderstanding.

We only rate dogs. This is Samuel L. Jackson in a cute sweater and a bad mood. Please only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10

11 months of not tracking anything is a huge cost to me. Because that $7 has now snowballed into tens of thousands of dollars of unknown spending.

Alright, I’m off my soapbox now. 👋

This is when I enter a miscellaneous charge for $7 and move on with my day. Accountants like to use the word ‘material’. Like, do we really care where $7 was spent? Or do we care more about $70, $700, $7000? Depends on where it lands in the grand scheme, and the cost/benefit of getting it 100% right

My craving for chocolate was so dire I had to start snacking on semi-sweet chocolate chips.

Those plates are very pretty. I’m sure they were hard for your mom to part with.

Colorado Springs has done the same. ☀️🔥

Maggie does trust falls to end up in that position. 🫶🏼

Some doodlebug content for a doomscrolling break.

If they have a keypad outside of their garage, pressing enter should act as the command to close it without the code.

an adult golden retriever smiles wide with his face close to the camera. a puppy golden retriever is asleep on the couch behind him, belly up and with his cheek smooshed up against a pillow

This is Barron and his son, Carlos. Carlos just came home from an exhausting first day of puppy school. Barron is really proud of him. 13/10 Happy Father's Day, Barron

Senator Padilla was driven violently to his knees–as if made to kneel before the authority of the executive–because the administration called his questions “disrespectful”.

This should offend not just the other 99 Senators. It should offend the conscience of this country.

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What if...get this...the constitution kinda /kicks ass/. And if your instinctual response to that is to qualify that with a bunch of historical context...yeah, me too...but I'm going to ignore that instinct because I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN AN AUTOCRACY SO I'M JUST GONNA BE A CONSTITUTION HYPE MAN RN.

Same

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