May all the screws be there 🤔😂

lol

Your safe that’s why you get it

Mixing with the locals and something very disturbing… 🤣

a group of people are holding hands in a field with the words happy friday the 13th written on the bottom ALT: a group of people are holding hands in a field with the words happy friday the 13th written on the bottom

Yay 🤣

RUDE! 🤣

Expensive meal out tonight a thank you from the str8’s 🤣 I did the usual and had duck and orange sauce, port and pear dessert. They both did seafood 🤢 was nice to sit out again for a warm evening, could have done with better lighting for me because night blindness I can’t see a thing 🤷🏻‍♂️

Nah I’m good 🤣

a woman is dancing in front of a building with the words like a virgin on the bottom ALT: a woman is dancing in front of a building with the words like a virgin on the bottom

But I’m… pure… innocent…

a cartoon of donald duck crawling in the dirt with the words it 's so hot ALT: a cartoon of donald duck crawling in the dirt with the words it 's so hot

Today’s weather 🫠

Maaaaaybe….

Long way to walk it on his rounds 🤣

Paris vs Chelsea tonight and I’m having a maciera Oshcar’s heading back to Lisbon

Nigel Farage is Donald trump, ordered from wish or temu 🙄

Heading to the beach it’s toasty now 😏☀️

Just a jock 😱😱🤣😂

Alex has been talking cameras to me today and how he likes his basic Nikon Z9 camera (*cough* its not cheap) not that I understand pretty much anything he’s said 🤣

anna from frozen is sitting in the snow with a blanket around her . ALT: anna from frozen is sitting in the snow with a blanket around her .

The ladies of the office…

Seen on FB. What utter horse shit if you touched Belios belly you’d lose a hand or have a new cat glove stripping flesh 😱

Bifanas had x2, could so easily do it all again if your near Albufeira highly recommend!

See bad gay was Newcastle 😂🤣😂

lol been told what sort of gay boy am I watching the Manchester vs Barcelona match 🤣😂 it was on in the background!!!

Le sigh went down to the beach this afternoon and someone borrowed on a permanent basis, my shirt, Alex’s sun glasses and a bag of zero cokes 😡

lol

At least I’m not a join my blah blah for blah blah 🤣😂

Plus not at my villa this time had to get a hotel due to short notice 🤣

lol not warm enough yet (late afternoon) plus you know I USUALLY don’t wear them 😂

Not breaking the rules bar one lol coffee (can drink it out here) non alcoholic beer

How it started at the marina, is breaking up now supposed to be full sun this afternoon

Now that’s really pretty!