Matthew Barge

What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of the...

Merry Christmas to all. defector.com/what-did-we-...

I've watched this video maybe 20 times in the last day

Merry Christmas to all

LimeWire Wrapped 1. sistem_of_a_dowm_Zelda_song.flac 2. Nirvana - Glycerine.flv 3. track_8_(1)_(1)c.mp3 4. weird_al_Bert_and_Big_Bird_smoking_weed_FUNNY(parody).wav 5. jay-z_the-blueprint_FULL ALBUM_REAL.mp3.exe

finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years

Jonathan the Tortoise looking noble and handsome

A side-by-side photo comparison 1) b&w pic of Jonathan in 1886 with some colonialist looking dude and 2) Jonathan in modern times in glorious color

Jonathan looking nice

Jonathan on a lawn, sounding his barbaric yawp across the lawntop

HAPPY BIRTHDAY (Observed) TO MY MAN JONATHAN THE TORTOISE BELIEVED TO BE 192 TODAY #ANTSAT

Hell yeah brother

I assumed this was in SA, but looking at your profile I am probably wrong, so I will never get to eat. which is sad because I want it all

Larb is a Laotion meat dish served in cabbage leaves with rice - it's delicious! I haven't tried a tuna larb but I reckon it would rule! Which restaurant is this?