“I wouldn't call myself a fan of steampunk, but I will say it's the healthiest way to prepare punk.”
-Norm MacDonald
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“I wouldn't call myself a fan of steampunk, but I will say it's the healthiest way to prepare punk.”
-Norm MacDonald
Everyone in my feed is romanticizing the absolute fuck out of spring, and I'm over here praying for another frost so I don't have to do yard work.
Sweet, merciful Jehoshaphat, is it that time again?
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I was gonna try to stay up. Maybe do a reset to get off my shitty schedule.
Then I cleaned the bedroom, changed the bedsheets, and showered.
It's very, very hard to resist sleeping on fresh linens after having just showered.
But I resisted… until it started raining.
I need an AA sponsor but for shaving.
Just a guy I call when I start thinking I have a chin and jawline.
He gently reminds me, “That's the beard talking.”
Yeah, that would do it. Haha
How do y'all remember to post things here? It's like my brain is actively rejecting Bluesky.
It's a good show! I watched two episodes from TOS season 3 right before the new Starfleet Academy dropped, and I was still excited for it!
Happy New Year! May 2026 leave us all better than ‘25!
Inside each person are two wolves. Unfortunately, outside each person are two blankets—one on the sofa and one on the bed—and neither will allow the wolves to do wolf things.
Just screaming some things I want to leave behind into the void.
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“THAT's NoT THE flEX you THiNK It iS.”
My good man… the line between a flex and a shrug is a thin one indeed.
Also, please find a new idiom to mindlessly parrot.
There are too many damn social medias.
Unboxing the 2022 Batmobile Hot Wheels from Pud Box!
Thanks, @pud333.bsky.social!
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Social media is a content gristmill. It is never sated.
I am sick, confused and asking for your vote to fix this newsletter!
Another poem from the Vault! If it speaks to you I hope you'll consider subscribing to my newsletter! Individual works like this don't go out to e-mail subscribers, but these are linked in the weekly newsletter.
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Some fun recent Ollie's finds! Batman, Suicide Squad, Star Trek and art books!
Here's an old poem from 20 year-old me. Let me know what you think. #Poetry
From the Vault: "I See" 06-21-04
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Happy #startrekday !!! We have a new review of #startrekstrangenewworlds 3x09, Terrarium! We're free and on Apple, Spotify, Youtube and startrekucast.com!
If you're into Gunn's new DCU, we have lots of news in episode #770 of our NSFW audio podcast DC on SCREEN! hashtag#ManofTommorrow hashtag#TheBatmanPartII hashtag#Clayface hashtag#Supergirl and updates on hashtag#Superman box office! DC on SCREEN is on Apple, Spotify, Youtube, and dconscreen.com
I will not let A.I. witch hunts deter me from loving Em Dash!
That's a rapper, right?
No. I'm not sub 4 subbing you. This isn't YouTube in 2008 ffs.
::Throws a Page-a-Day George W. Bush calendar::
So what? I went through some old files of my writings, found a bunch of old essays, found the first draft to a novel… worked on that for the first time in 20 years… it's no big deal.
I'm pretty excited about it though.
Since the internet is full of bad actors and clickbait headlines, I'll say it again here: Superman is still in theaters. The movie was released on VOD so everyone who wanted to see it before Peacemaker (premiering on HBO Max August 21) could.
Somebody said to me, “Nobody's life is as put together as their Instagram grid.”
I looked at my Instagram and started sobbing uncontrollably.
