David

Et tu Rache?

Shall I buy some Glade plug-ins?

Unfortunately I'm not young enough to get away with this, but similarly happy to be a surrogate Father if pubs do a similar deal for Dad's day

The tories losing their deposit is like winning the ashes every day. Reform losing their deposit would currently feel like winning world Cup.

Allo?

Personally I hate those people on Friendster

The office was too hot today

An 8 episode arc around Brian's book could be comic relief

The argument over jam or cream first #spoiler

Even on a Tuesday?

It'd be concerning if it was

Do London

It's not raining in Walthamstow

Can I bleach my eyes?
Reading that, I crave Greg's pies

Did it post?

I take it listening to the Happy Mondays is banned today.

It's camouflage for Notting Hill

You can also almost see the sun today.

Not an ice level

Lets Bomb Russia - Kenny Everett YouTube video by i am GOD

Pretty sure Trump is the anti Kenny Everett. Small hands and wanting to bomb every country other than Russia.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=FxWy...

No Coronation Street alumni yet?

Actually early for next summer

The 12 hats of Christmas

You need lower shin pads

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THEY HAVE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FACES!

When an email feels more like a threat.

"I live in eternal fear that when I am longing for a lovely sweet dessert, he will proffer a dry burger bun."

Marco Rubio bans Calibri font at State Department for being too DEI  | TechCrunch Calibri, which could make documents easier to read for the vision impaired, was apparently installed in 2023 by the department’s then-DEI office. Rubio’s memo has designated Times New Roman as his ten...

...... promptly installs Calibri on all my devices.

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MS teams IS the future