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I will never hear the name Markwayne Mullin without thinking of this kimmyschmidt.fandom.com/wiki/Reveren...
Played a basketball game last night. Probably the first one I've played in like 30 years. It was awesome... and I need to play more. All this time watching the kid play, and it turns out that I've needed some competitive sports in a bad way.
I don’t know how this silly show did it, but Shoresy might have climbed into my top 5 all-time tv shows. It’s so fucking good.
"It's not that hard to afford food... just find a whale carcass and you're good for months."
It Only Tuesday
It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/
Ian Cunningham expresses confusion on why the #Bears didn’t receive draft compensation for his hiring in Atlanta. Made it clear he wouldn’t have gotten the job without his time in Chicago. Said he doesn’t know the exact wording of the rule, but “I would think they would get two third round picks.”
What an outstanding hockey game!
Where's Jason Heyward when you need him?
An outdoor bike ride in February. What a treat!
This is awesome...
How is this man 49 years old? He looks like he's 60+
Same...
Taking your own food when you’re going TO ITALY. truly the sign of a demented mind
Holy shit...
I swear... if the GPS told these fools to drive directly into Lake Michigan, they'd do it. GPS tells them to jump off a bridge, they'd do that too.
My understanding is leaders in Long Grove have tried to get Google, Waze and the other GPS apps to stop routing people through the bridge... or issue height warnings... but the GPS apps just don't care.
The Tribune headline on this story. There's nothing troubled about the bridge. The troubled is the idiots that try driving a box truck through it instead of diving a half mile down the road to go around it. Grew up a mile from here and the bridge was NEVER hit before GPS took over.
Him and Bovino have the same barber...
ICE Agent Scores Easy Win By Deporting Own Family https://theonion.com/ice-agent-scores-easy-win-by-deporting-own-family/
I read the entire thing & this just immediately sticks out to me, because if this were live & in front of the entire staff, how do you not lose your mind & not just yell "YOU! THE REASON PEOPLE DON'T TRUST THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA IS BECAUSE OF GRIFTERS LIKE YOU!" after her "We can debate Why" remark.
Why employ credible journalists when you can instead pay a bunch of people nobody has ever heard of... I mean, every person I speak to about news says they want less of it and more talking heads spouting bullshit. Amiright?
Blackhawks: 17 seconds
Man Didn’t Expect Sex With Prostitute Would Be So Emotionally Fulfilling
Man Didn’t Expect Sex With Prostitute Would Be So Emotionally Fulfilling https://theonion.com/man-didn-t-expect-sex-with-prostitute-would-be-so-emoti-1819574578/
This winter has been a bitch…
Katy Perry’s Friends Skeptical Of Alleged Powerful Boyfriend Who Lives In Canada
Katy Perry’s Friends Skeptical Of Alleged Powerful Boyfriend Who Lives In Canada https://theonion.com/katy-perrys-friends-skeptical-of-alleged-powerful-boyfriend-who-lives-in-canada/
The otherwise forgettable 1993 Soul Asylum single "Black Gold" contains a seemingly unintentionally profound statement explaining this phenomenon:
Nothing attracts a crowd like a crowd.
Onus Of Giving Parents Grandchildren Placed On Least Fucked-Up Sibling
Onus Of Giving Parents Grandchildren Placed On Least Fucked-Up Sibling https://theonion.com/onus-of-giving-parents-grandchildren-placed-on-least-fucked-up-sibling/