screencap of a spectator article by a dafty headlined "Keep an eye on Joani Reid - She's going places"
China?
screencap of a spectator article by a dafty headlined "Keep an eye on Joani Reid - She's going places"
China?
Oh my god! Sir, the FIFA peace prize has got a gun!
Beginning to think that the 'Board of Peace' might not be entirely legit.
A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".
2026 basically
Told you this year would be shite
Epic handshake meme, with Scotland and USA agreeing 'FUCK ICE'
Scientists be like: eat healthy and exercise and you’ll be punished with an extended lifespan
Told you this year would be shite
Nothing matters
Already sick of this year
One more year closer to death
Not many sleeps left until you're deid
Imagine the party if he dies and we beat Brazil on the same day.
Breaking: Scotland to boycott the knockout stages of the World Cup to protest Trump
Hopefully he's deid by the time we get there
Kurt Russell in the movie "The Thing" saying "Nobody trusts anybody know. And we're all very tired.'
Live scenes from the Your Party Conference:
Your Party has 12 factions and none of them matter
In an independent Scotland lattes and avocado toast will be free on the NHS
Nobody who should fuck off actually fucks off anymore. We're stuck with all these fucking people.
Hopefully he's deid by the time we get there
Can we play all our games in Canada and Mexico?
Not many sleeps left now until the inevitable AI crash and another decade of economic decline. Can't wait.
No other app will celebrate the death of a total bastard better than Bluesky.
Its 2025. Everything you use is shite and the monthly subscription has just went up.
Too dark
We're anti Epstein ballroom but pro White House demolition
It doesn't matter why. Nothing matters.