"Her titties got caught in the garage and killed her" @darthamin.bsky.social
06.03.2026 19:23
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"Her titties got caught in the garage and killed her" @darthamin.bsky.social
"We googled Hunter Dunbar!" @darthamin.bsky.social
"C'mon guys he's a real guy, I felt his hog!" @darthamin.bsky.social
New Cinephobe!
📈🧪Senseless🧪📈
@talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and @cornpuzzle.bsky.social are signing up for an experimental drug trial, side effects be damned. How much do we get paid?
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What's worse, eating while podcasting or smoking hookah while podcasting?
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💰🏀Crossover - Part 2🏀💰
@talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and I finally make it out of the D to Los Angeles, the land of orange trees, Mercedes giveaways and Cal ULA.
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"I can't put 'Kor Skeete, God's cruel joke' in the award." @cornpuzzle.bsky.social
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💰🏀Crossover - Part 1🏀💰
@talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and @cornpuzzle.bsky.social tip off a new century of movies with an epic streetball classic that's NOTHING like the pros.
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The perfect "touchdown!" picture for my Super Bowl group chat
Glorious
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🍕🏈Playdate🏈🍕
Why would @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and @cornpuzzle.bsky.social be forced to have a playdate at Buckee Cheese?
Why would your step dad?
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"I think I've got issues because I just googled verbatim 'MGM lion but it's the yarn lion from Samurai Cop'." @cornpuzzle.bsky.social
For anyone who's interested in quitting Spotify (highly recommend), here's an easy guide on how to accomplish that
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"I don't want to see him lick his eggs for three minutes!" @talkhoops.bsky.social
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🥓😴Trippin😴🥓
It's time for @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and @cornpuzzle.bsky.social to stop daydreaming and apply to college in May of their Senior Year!
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Is it unhealthy to consume dog semen? Watch Van Wilder to find out!
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🎓✍️Van Wilder✍️🎓
@talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and @cornpuzzle.bsky.social are the kings of Coolidge College, having spent seven years perfecting their party liaison personas.
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Phobe or phile?
“Is it tough to whistle with that kid’s finger in your mouth?” @talkhoops.bsky.social
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☠️🎓Dead Man On Campus🎓☠️
@talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and I are moving into their dorm for freshman year at Daleman College.
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"Just just like I I can I can't like or not like you can't not or like or not like a fuckin haircut." @darthamin.bsky.social
Phobe, by the way
