Sammy "the Bone Pervert" Bones

Redgreen Colorblind so for me its Grey for go and brown for stop yellow for asking if this is a lemon or a lime

I'm sammy can you believe it

colorblind bottom yelling GREY when she needs to stop the scene

Shooting off rapid-fire morning texts to my boss and my sub like "sorry bro be there in 10" and "silly kitty you u let you cum 10 days ago, be patient" and praying they each went to the correct number.

Give
Dogs
Guns
🐕🏴‍☠️

I support your outlook but I fear the methodology denies you the sublime pleasure of going full Da Vinci Code Albino Monk Mode just for kicks.

One of my favorite moves with customers at my job is to say "pardon my english" after saying a cuss word cause somewhere drifting in my Inner Void hides the Dad Soul

UNSC Abundance Of Caution

People in sci-fi novels are always naming their exploratory vessels shit like ICARUS and IXION and while I am not superstitious, I would maybe go with the USS GOT-THERE-SAFELY.

Can't even get hard on my own anymore cause of woke

When the hookup calls me "Mrs. Bones" 😩🤌

Angry bird

I say yes! There are a LOT of ideas and characters and background shit referenced from the og trilogy but like
Also viewed from the lens of a young war vet who kinda just goes on in to a place with a bunch of wild history and ex-protagonist-energy oldheads

friendly reminder to not traumadump in the replies of a literal joke shitpost

Ok it happened again

I did not install Heart of Chernobyl with the specific expectation that it would guide me - as Virgil did Dante into hell - through the stages of grief, YET HERE WE ARE

I'm just a lil
weepy cheeki breeki freaky

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[Fire emoji times 3]

Good morning brooklyn I am back in you and you are too FUCKIN cold lemme tell ya

That's actually your son is the thing its all fucked

Honestly probably the best in class

The cream doesn't fall too far from the pie if ya know what I mean

Look on the bright side:

Im so glad I saw Oedipus performed live just days before hanging out with my mom and saying goodbye to my dad otherwise shit might have felt weird

Ok chat what are games where you kill dad I'll start

Bayonetta
Spy Fiction
God of War 2/3

Fuckin...

Plin plin plon

Yknow?

I just visited my father on his deathbed and I'm fucked up about it.

This is the earnest post

everything after this will be back to shitpost(ingthruit)

Kammy in profile smoking a cigarette in front of a no smoking sign

Remember mgs4 you guys lol guys do you remember

Screenshot of metal gear solid 4, Old Snake and Big Boss stand before a vegetized Major Zero.

Me and my mom visiting my dad like:

Microdosing autism by taking the train