Blistering Arbuckles

I tried to watch TenET but came away confused. I didn't see even one stranded alien,

Rouge coloured glasses

Gleach

Not once in real life have I seen a metal version of a guy called "Metal [guy's name]"

Would love a "TODAY'S NO GOOD" shirt

Pangolin

My socks have the days of the week on them but I'm befuddled by the alignment.
To me the words are upside-down. Are they for someone facing me and looking down? Why does that person need to know what day it is?

"Hear me out"? More like Hear me Count! Ah ha haa!

The character Moose from Archie comics wears uses an electric fan to spin the propellers affixed to a beanie on his head. The beanie is helpfully labeled "BEANIE"

Is there a single man on the planet that can compete with this

I think the best number from 6 to 4 is 5. Very easy to multiply.

Even worse than the 80 clot foot

That's wild, man

Do you think Ronnie's friends and family are wondering where he is

Hey buddy I just wanted to let you know this is still my favorite post on this site.

There's broadly two factions regarding Mark Twain. People that would love to shake his hand and those that would slap him in the face.

But never the Twain shall meet.

Inside you there are two wolves.

I'll come back later.

World building be like "the Vengabus is past~"

I don't think anyone's been this upset about Oates since the *Terra Nova* Expedition

I hope the end of the world is slow enough that I can read hilarious ironic posts about it

When you think about it if a vampire has sex all night that's their whole goddamn day.

"so basically a trunk is a sturdy and sizeable container"
Elephant: "like my nose! 🎺 🎶"
"Haha yes exactly!"
Human: "and my ASS"

It's raining cats and dogs🌧️
It's raining, cats and dogs 🌧️🗣️ 😺 🐶
It's reigning cats and dogs 🐶 👑 😺 👑

"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN

Fish are the best pets because the only way they can pass judgement on you is by dying

In 1982 Chris Claremont overheard someone say "Bear in mind" and he immediately wrote the best comic storyline ever or at least a really good one

In Tintin, the titular Tintin is a reporter but he barely ever writes anything down and also he goes to the moon purely via nepotism. Anyway he's my favourite guy.

I wanted to get over my ex, Cameron, So I read The Decameron. He would have hated it.

"Hello New Guy. I am Sleepyman. You've already met Lady Three. We want to tell you that the world is a big computer."
"Who's that?"
"That is Mr Secrets. We can trust him completely."

Mr Taken

You may not have realized this but "Anime" is actually a straightforward abbreviation of the word "Animorph"