Larry Del Rey

I love to look at my maps and see all my friend dots at monster trucks lol

That's wrong but I like it?

I over did it so much on Tuesday that I don't even want coffee and cigarettes. The problem with that is that I've been a machine that runs on coffee and cigarettes for about 10 years.

I thought me and the boyfriend were gonna have a lil cbd dinner date before Orpheus, but actually I'm just gonna order $50 of sushi takeout at 530pm. I am too ravenous to wait for a late meal. I need pre parade sushi and also leftover sushi for post parade munchies.

I think I fed my boyfriend's debit card and id to the krewe of clean up last night.

At the very least have some plan to stop people from bringing camping toilets onto the neutral ground! That's nasty nasty.

A $75 ticket for putting up a tent wouldn't even stop most of the entitled weirdos (derogatory) so that's just easy money.

Idk why the city doesn't come up with some kinda ticketing plan for parade route violations. Get some $$ from those Metairie ppl. And don't tell me those cops are doing something we all know they're just sitting in their cars.

It's one thing when you're a stupid college kid but there folks are out here grown.

Do you think people who put up tents on the parade route know that everyone hates them and thinks they're losers?

Sober me grilled a pound of boudin this afternoon and drunk me is very happy

Did you grill a pound of boudin before the parade? Because I did and I can tell you it was the correct choice.

Mardi Gras is magical bc I was dying of a hangover on the route & said to my friends "I kinda need to pee but I feel like Southern is just around the corner" & a man walking by said "they are" & my hungover brain slowly realized he was wearing a Southern uniform. Then they came & played & healed me.

The combination of quarter construction and national guard in the quarter is such a mess because why did I have to squeeze by a 19yr old with a big gun in front of the rouses.just shuffling through construction tunnels behind 3 children under 10 and then there is the military 🙃

A little over a week ago it was 28° and now I'm contemplating turning on the AC

Yeah well I want to see the body cam footage www.wwltv.com/article/news...

Cleopatra was a great parade as always, but "date night" and "wedding" are not girls night out. That's just......not what that means

I guess I just struggle to understand folks who see Mardi Gras as a time to party and not a time to be together with all our neighbors (while we party)

If you can't go to Iris because you're going to MOMS ball you're boring actually.

Not being into parades is unfortunately anti social behavior. Sorry you think plastic beads are gross (they are!) but our city's youth are out here in the streets performing their butts off.

6 days of not drinking for dry "January" and while I'm happy my years long one beer a day habit hasn't resulted in any symptoms of withdrawal, it is mildly embarrassing to be like yeah I just have shit habits.

Laying in bed kinda drunk eating peanut m&ms and listening to my friends downstairs karaoke I'll make a man out of you.

I mean yes it's crazy but you know I don't believe in not doing things just because it's not "normal".

Mix my soup like a potion at the table. Some chili oil, some mirin, a sprinkle of herbs perhaps.

I was a soup hater for a long time and then I started cooking more asian cuisine and those soups are fucking awesome. Sorry I don't want your weird carrot and tomato and celery slop you disgusting European freaks.

WOW. A blatant rip off of my organic discovery of the wokest wrapping paper at the dollar general.

This year on Christmas Day we will be celebrating Matrix Màs which is not Matrix and taco bell themed. And that is the story about how I find myself trying to put together an outfit that is a mashup of the Matrix and taco bell.

So a few years ago we had Matrixmas where we watched the Matrix on Christmas and wore Matrix style outfits. We've been calling a friend Christmas hang Matrixmas ever since, whether we watch the matrix or not.

Unbudgeted police overtime is also a main cause of New Orleans's budget crisis

I had to leave the thanksgiving party because of horrible heartburn (old) and the expensive medicine my boyfriend bought me fixed me immediately. I know what I'm on the lookout for this black Friday.