Would You Eva?

I can't imagine being this dumb and so completely unaware.

My eyes rolled so hard, I saw my brain.

I guess that wouldn't be a problem for Secretary Kegstand.

I wanna know why Glen Ivey isn't making speeches like this.

Wouldn't have anything to do with $7,000,000 in AIPAC money, would it?

It's hard for me to think of Kerry, Biden, & Rodham Clinton as liberals, although the GOP think they are. To me, they are the dictionary definition of moderates or centrists. The vote makes sense in that light.

I have had my issues with Walz lately, but him refusing to answer “what is a woman” is honestly so good. More like this.

Now we need the Democrats to step up and refuse to confirm him. Now it's time for Schumer and Jeffries to ovary up!

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Kristi Noem.

I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.

It is so damning of US news media that so many outlets refuse to just straight up say that Senator Tim Sheehy assaulted an activist.

He did not "help" Capitol police. They did not need his help. He wanted to assault the guy and did. He should resign.

I've never lived in the upper Midwest but Minnesota, a state that elected the sensible Tim Walz governor, shares a border with South Dakota, & elected the awful Noem.
You'd actually want to live in Minnesota. But South Dakota is a "thank God for Mississippi" state.
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I never said Kristi Noem *is* a moron without two functioning brain cells to rub together, I said Kristi Noem *acts* like a moron without two functioning brain cells to rub together

He murdered 900,000 Americans by downplaying covid ( I have receipts).

He rapes children.

DHS is building a kill squad with your socials and voting records. They are going to stop the midterms.

There is nothing these demons will not do.

Oh, mine adores hers, too. I suspected she might enjoy it since she loves greenies but cat grass is an even bigger hit.

Truth!

Here's Miss Bomala

Damn, I knew I should have filled up last week.

Can we get stickers of Trump pointing and saying, "I did that" like the MAGAts did with Biden?

Blast from the past with that rash on Trump’s neck. Move it lower and it becomes the rash that would not die on Jack's body, summer 2004. Jump foward to Dec. 2004 & Jack's ambulance trip to the ER, ending in septic shock over 3 hospitals & a week in a nursing home before organ failure.

Today in Politics, Bulletin 319. 3/2/26 … CENTCOM: “4 US service members have been killed in action.

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#SENDBARRON & Also send Tiffany.

#SendBarronToWar

Quote from Washington Times editorial board "[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

We’ve funded genocide. We manufactured famine. We spend an insane amount of money to hurt other countries in defense of Israel, when we don’t have healthcare, altho Israeli citizens have healthcare, and in the meantime, we have to listen to MAGA spew anti immigrant America-first filth.

This is a very unfair and incomplete characterization of his work. He also wrote a short story in which Obama only won because pedophile necromancers used the dead to fraudulently vote for him

Dan Simmons, noted racist, has died. He wrote Hyperion, which contained a good short story and then a lot of other words, which many of us read anyway because it was the Nineties and Waldenbooks had a limited science fiction section.

I just had to explain to my younger kid that within my lifetime we had a pretty good guy (in relative terms) as a Republican Vice President and our state, Maryland, had Republican US Senator who was beloved who served during her sibling's lifetime.

You know, WAY back when they won fairly.

The US now has the kind of regime it imposed on so many other countries.

Are they mirror images of us? Did they hold their noses and vote for Trump, even if they thought he was "too liberal" or wouldn't do enough for Israel?

it’s wild encountering right wing Trekkies. I want to study them under lab conditions. like “okay YOU tell ME what YOU think ‘Measure of a Man’ or ‘Plato’s Stepchildren’ were about”

Similarly infuriating for me: when people say that the reason why things are fucked is because of the Boomer generation.

Generations are divided into classes too. Brent Kavanaugh and I are both Gen X. Do we have the same access to power?

At the risk of being sexist, a mom will gently correct you when you're bad, and strive to be a good example.

A dad will yell and maybe hit you.

The Democrats don't even have to go into dad mode. Just try being a very butch mom until we can get rid of the fungus infesting the Republicans.

Sigh. This isn't the Onion future I wanted to live in.