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"I hate Two-Face I hope his nasty BBQ pussy falls in the river and gets a staph infection" - The Joker

"Dear Diary, today I hired some new goons. My old ones got arrested because I made them get Joker facial tattoos which made them very easy for police to identify. But thats not important. What matters is I have new goons and I'm going to give them Joker tattoos too" - The Joker

"Yes, John Wick. I am as a matter of fact a 'Sigma' Male," said the Joker, as he smiled, Jokefully

"My pronouns are he/ him, thanks for asking" - The Joker

- The Joker

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Joker whimpered under Batman's touch. "Knock it off, Batsy... you *know* I haven't had my heat suppressants".

"Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into the joker one." - The Joker

the joker is such an important character because he reminds us that jokes are dangerous

"Im Small Joker" - Normal Joker pretending to be Small Joker

"Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him" Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...Im allergic to clowns.” - The Joker

"I was only... Joking" - The Joker

why no smile more? - the joker