TeddyBoogens

"I laughed, I cried, I napped and scrolled through last 45 minutes"

yeah, that was 9:45am Nancy Mace. Dinner hour Nancy Mace wants jail men who enter the women's sections of Macy's.

That might work until they develop some way to deliver explosive munitions over distances of like 30 or 40 miles.

No one needs any kind of education, experience, or moral compass to be an elected representative in this country by law or in practice. However, leading an agency that does complex things on a national scale probably requires at least some level of education and training beyond high school.

no one says deader than fried chicken. Cricket would have worked so much better.

Um, your cabinet is pretty much what used to be under all the rocks, may have to look somewhere else.

In another decade there will be like 1200 people who can even afford to fly.

No one can be ruthlessly corrupt while pretending they are not quite like a Texan.

I kinda feel like he might sorta go a long way towards making himself look bad. Anyone else ever get that feeling?

I assume giving the locations of US troops to Russia and probably yoga too.

Underscores we probably need some munitions from India and some not giving targeting intel to Iran from Russia.

Serious question: Did that set off the masturbation alert app on his phone?

Ooh, oohh, do republicans next please!

I believe this is what Carl Von Clausewitz referred to as "the just flailing around trying shit" of war.

He'd probably be willing to do three minutes in a bus depot bathroom stall.

Nah, her sin was stealing and not letting him get his beak wet

Let's not forget the friendly fire shoot downs, that's an ROE issue as well

When you man cares enough to make you a meal but hasn't bothered to learn anything about you . . . and he's really stupid too.

Jesus, is he bringing up the dead guys again? I thought we all agreed to focus on the positives, like the ballroom curtains.

Its what Captain America used to destroy the third horcrux at the end of Justice League pt IV.

I think two first-names jumbled together equates to one bachelors degree.

Best first album of all time.

I feel like Pam is probably humiliation positive.

Went from bad to Zieg Heil

I think a lot of weed and a couple of strokes explain his behavior, disgraceful though it is.

I believe it was Carl von Clausewitz who said "if they are run by lunatics you should kill them without any authorization from Congress"

Hillary just walks around all day punching like Tyson and if you choose to put your dick in her path, that is entirely on you.

The answer to what she has up her sleeve is buttons. Lots and lots of buttons.

Oddly enough Shia LaBeouf's most recent post says the exact same thing

ironically, that's also how he got his name . . .