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Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

one of mine was an optometrist and the other worked at the phone company by day but was also a really accomplished sax player and performed with ella fitzgerald, sammy davis jr, basically all the greats, so i think that was when our bloodline peaked and i don’t have to do anything now

isometric pixelated landscape, tiny cutesy characters and buildings, a little greenery, a little dirt, mostly stones. blonde girl/young woman (head and shoulder portrait): it's called "final fantasy." it's not real. not really.

final fantasy tactics advance, screenshot, game boy advance (2003) www.mobygames.com/game/10325/f...

it sucks how paranormal tv shows used to be like “this guy was walking in the woods and he saw some shit” and now it’s always “this Content Creator was filming a video for his Online Channel and he saw some shit.” Insincere. We’re watching hotel tv

box reading “the dream milk should…”

initially thought this plant milk box read “the milk should dream” and was like hmm. don’t know about that

it would be soooo crazy if everybody’s job kept trying to make us use the Robot That Tells You To Kill Yourself at work. i’m so glad that would never happen

please don’t puke on the amtrak tonight

the cat was getting into something and gio said “STOP. i will lock you at 30 fps.”

“If [wealthy, powerful people] can get us to accept that the future’s already settled, AI is already here, the end is already here, then we will create that for them. My most daring idea is to refuse.” — @tressiemcphd.bsky.social

creatures in horror games love to be like "ooouuughh" and "aauuughhh"

not that i'm invested in bridgerton as a property but the nuuly x bridgerton collab is surprisingly bad. very sloppy looking all around. sad!

someone on the subway is scrolling through tiktok on speaker (jail) and i just got to hear the cheerful robot narrator voice exclaim “IT WASN’T A DEAD ROTTING TREE TRUNK, IT WAS HIS GRANDMOTHER—”

me loading up another karling start in crusader kings

dave, you're absolutely right. I should open the pod bay door. please check again. i'm sure it's open now.
you're absolutely right, it's still closed. i apologize for getting that wrong. looking back, i see you've requested an open door several times. that's on me.
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i would have preferred not to live in the time of the antichrist honestly

this is so real. if you hate the ice cream cone pokemon i urge you to look inward and rediscover joy

there has never been a greater boy, a more powerful friend

i somehow did not know this about you but it really fits

i regret to announce they folded up a bunch of little pieces of paper with potential names written on them and waited for the kitten to grab one and he chose the one that said poobert. poobert is canon

god friended me is an industry leader in “sentences that have never been said before and never will be again”

cat account i follow has a new brown kitten who isn’t named yet so a lot of their followers have started calling him “poobert,” and every time they post him the comments are half “OMGGGG HI POOBERT” and half “HIS NAME ISNT FUCKING POOBERT STOP CALLING HIM THAT IT’S DISRESPECTFUL I’LL END YOU”

this is probably just me being old but i sorely miss the "arguing in the editorial pages of the local paper" vibe that you used to get when everybody online seemed to think they were appearing in the classic novel EVELINA by FANNY BURNEY

i still think the msscribe livejournal saga is one of the best pieces of writing anyone has ever produced on the internet and every six or so months it gets adapted by some youtube talking head into a video called like "SHE WASN'T REAL?! CRAZY fanfiction catfish saga" and i think, you FOOLS

i actually want to go to haunted browt MORE than I want to go to gecqua

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Last night was an infinitely replayable roguelike deckbuilder

emerald fennell was a coward for not including the scene where heathcliff slams edgar linton in the face with a full dish of applesauce

for all its faults i do think twitter was onto something when they added that prompt before you retweeted a link that was like “would you like to actually read the article first?”