Jenny

Abolish ICE.

Can confirm. My brother's boss had to leave a meeting because they're terrorizing her kid's daycare. This is just what passes for normal now in the cities.

Abolish ICE.

Yes

This is unfortunately my kind of humor. #bananabread

Flamingos are actually gray. They're just embarrassed when they see us. #FactsIJustMadeUp

Happy holidays everyone!💚❤️ YouTube video by Let's Crochet

Happy holidays! youtube.com/shorts/8t9Cb...

#HappyHolidays from #ElphabaOnTheShelfaba 💚💖 #dadjokes #crochet #elf #Elphaba #WickedForGood YouTube video by Let's Crochet

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf... youtube.com/shorts/fWbz1...

Feels like yesterday the heads of Blockbuster were trying to not laugh when they offered to sell Netflix to them. They grow up so fast.

#WickedForGood

Past me always looking out. Thanks again past me! You're a lifesaver.

a man wearing glasses and a brown suit is sitting on a couch and making a funny face . ALT: a man wearing glasses and a brown suit is sitting on a couch and making a funny face .

"What happened to Fiyero's shirt?"
"It must've blown off in the tornado."
"Oh, okay."
#CrisisAverted

Wow, thanks past me. I think I will.

"The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.*"

*Actually, the second best time was 19 years ago, but close enough.

i think pool noodles should come in other shapes like bowties or fusilli

I just won a research grant for free soda because I'm a fizzicist

All this time, I have been providing my actual name when asked. What a fool I was!

Improv can be terrifying or exhilarating for ND performers, depending on comfort with spontaneity vs. need for predictability. And experience. And time. And style of improv you chose. Or the form you're doing. Or who you're with. Or...

Good grief. 🪨

Fellow educator: Are your parents disappointed since you didn't pursue law or medicine?
Me: No, they are actually very proud of me. What about your parents? Are they disappointed in you?

#AAPIStories

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

New York and Minnesota are opposites since New York is where the Big Apple is and Minnesota is where Minneapolis. 🍎

If you're reading this, drink some water.

Happy Valentine's Day! 💕

Hedgehogs evolved directly from pinecones. #FactsIJustMadeUp

honk.

I wonder if The Cabbage Patch Kids are related to The Sour Patch Kids.

lots of people telling me to not worry because it’s all eventually gonna be okay (and i do understand why people might need this framing) but i would like you to know what an extreme privilege it is for you to be able to feel that way

You can’t spell FELON without ELON.

The V in DMV stands for vroom. 🚗 💨 #FactsIJustMadeUp