Add “school shooter” to trump’s list of heinous epithets
13.03.2026 16:00
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Add “school shooter” to trump’s list of heinous epithets
But sir, my password IS “pagliacci”
Q: A new report says that a military investigation has found that the US struck the school in Iran. As commander in chief, do you take responsibility?
TRUMP: For what?
Q: A strike on the school in Iran
TRUMP: I don't know about it
“Under Amour” sounds like a deodorant brand
Trump has:
- Illegally & unconstitutionally attacked Venezuela
- Provided Netanyahu with $12B in arms sales
- Given Argentina's president a $40B bailout
- Approved the sale of jets & tanks to Saudi Arabia
- Given Qatar an Air Force facility in Idaho
America first? Really?
Fascists hate being asked to explain what they mean
“There are too many opinions these days,” the man opined.
Is there any practical difference between a 79 year old with severe cognitive decline, and a 79 year old who is thinks he has ultimate power?
30 to 50 million barrels of oil is what the US consumes in less than three days
ICE, short for COWARDICE
It's an old and obvious pattern. An unpopular president - failing on the economy and losing his grip on power at home - decides to launch a war for regime change abroad.
The American people don’t want to “run” a foreign country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one.
Turns out I live in ChatGPT’s head rent-free #youryearwithchatgpt
An ancient pedophile just scrabbling to get a foothold on hatred and division. Seems like he’s slipping to me
This is like if the grinch had returned all the presents but they were empty, the cards all blacked out, the roast beast a pile of charred bones
Trump’s plan for the Epstein Files
This is the ideal Santa body. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.
#xfiles #squeeze
Just put down “The Phantom of Kansas” by John Varley. Incredible short story. Could be my absolute favorite. RIP Varley
The guy who thinks skin color denotes civilization wears face paint the color of fucking Mars
The threats from unchecked AI are real — worker displacement, corporate surveillance, invasion of privacy, environmental destruction, unmanned warfare.
Today, a tiny number of billionaires are shaping the future of AI behind closed doors. That is unacceptable. That must change.
Every cat has a novel inside them they need to write and yet are afraid to write, which is why they’re always staring out of windows or napping
Marriage A-la-Mode, Plate V: The Death of the Earl, by Simon François Ravenet, after William Hogarth, 1745, 📸 by @evanvucci
Going through my kids’ backpacks and sifting through their school work. Most of this will go in the fireplace, but occasionally there is something for the ol’ scrapbook. This must be what it feels like to be a slush reader
Was hoping for some Carrot Top style props coming out that bag. “Yeah so here’s a beer hat but for taking communion”
If chosen as your bus seatmate I promise to:
- Shrink in size
- Never exhale
- absorb odors rather than expel them
- Be neither attractive nor unattractive
- Miss my own stop if no one else is getting off
I cannot believe the christofascists have bent the LOTR story to their own ugly design in the same way they did with the Bible, US Constitution, US history, current events, science, facts in general
"All of you are going to have to make sacrifices and suffer, so other people don't accidentally get a little something too"
There is only one way to "save time," and that is to remove your food from the microwave before the time is up, leaving you those precious seconds on the clock. Save those seconds and roll them over to the next foodstuffs that you microwave, and repeat the process. I myself am up to 11,786 minutes
“It’s actually punk to be obsequious.”
—gen Z republicans
So they didn’t like the ad. Let’s just post Reagan’s 5 min speech against tariffs as it appears on YouTube.
Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X).
*1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.”
youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc
Mike Johnson blandly telling you he
doesn’t know anything about stabbing you in the stomach and that it is rude that you won't return his expensive knife from your bleeding stomach
