Funny how no matter how many times he does this cycle of back far right scumbags>far right scumbags do scummy things>"woah bro I had no idea he seemed like a chill dude last week">back a new far right scumbag once things die down, ppl keep being impressed when he goes to stage 3
Oh yes okay come with me new people on this horrible journey into Porn Wars Theory
This will be a thread and an extremely bleak one
Key complication: can I crush it with my hand and then scoop up the remains and eat that? Cos I feel like whether I have to feel it alive in my mouth is the key point I'd be instantly trying to find a loophole for
Key question: am I disqualified if I throw up the tacos? Cos if not then I can have a miserable 24 hours but for 50 million dollars sure. If so then maybe, I'd need a good game plan
As much as we don't want to discourage sentiment against an invasion of Iran, the memes about being drafted get under my skin. They'd sooner imagine fake dangers to themselves than empathise with the real dangers facing foreigners
When @horsedisc.bsky.social is here they're definitely redundant, with a lower hit rate of unironic good takes
So many ppl in the alternate 2000s must be confused, watching the time travellers ignore Bush Jr and go straight for the tv producers "guilty of The Apprentice and South Park"
This is where Jessup is sitting when he says "i eAt bReAkFaSt 300 yArDs fRoM 4000 cUbAnS WhO ArE TrAiNeD To kIlL Me", it's prophetic the way it portrays extremely comfortable conservatives insisting they need to commit atrocities to keep out the imagined enemy hordes pre 9/11 and Trump
But hey they were under a lot of stress, guarding against the threat of *checks notes* Cuba in the 90s.
I mean the same story set during WW2 or Vietnam could have a coherent pro fascist interpretation, but the film at multiple point makes it clear he's not in danger he's just easily pissed off
You know, ppl can go overboard describing footage of any killing as a snuff film. There should be a distinction between any filmed execution or warzone footage, and the perverted killing of innocent ppl for the sickening pleasure of the viewer.
With that in mind, these videos are 100% snuff films.
The space travel could probably go a lot further if they just put that money to setting up NASA for long term success but that's part of their problem: they'd rather give up helping put a man on Mars and put one on the Moon wearing their own trademark.
Tbf they are willing to use their wealth to create projects they find meaningful on top of their little treats. It's just their projects are child pornography AIs, ethnic cleansing of the US and space travel that still hasn't caught up to the point the government was at in the 1969.
It's perfectly constructed to be frustrating, the way every hypothetical ethos behind it misses one thing. If they're super traditional why is having kids bad? If they're super shallow why would they care that someone has snapchat? Maybe it's an exercise in accepting the mystery of Other People
I think Elizabeth being dead helps. There would be no way to arrest him without her intervening in some way and/or ppl having to reckon how with the queen they like helped her son abuse kids. Now that uncomfortable truth can be sidestepped, along with Charles being far less likely to intervene
I guess the key is "eupemism contains both taboo and mundane things, and if it was the latter you'd say it explicitly to not let ppl assume the former".
Like with the above the possibility space includes him being a pedo, so there's nothing you wouldn't say to avoid ppl assuming that.
What's the term for euphemisms that are theoretically vague that when used become very specific?
For example "oh he was fired for being inappropriate with a student", hitting a student or giving them test answers for money are both inappropriate but that 95% of the time means inappropriately sexual
That must explain it, after Starmer's courage on everything else from immigration to poverty. Similar to how corrupting Jewish influence is the only reason Western governments would not care about their allies killing civilians in the Middle East /s
Any advice for wording ppl could use in writing to their TDs to prevent their deportation?
🗣️ "Our lives will never be the same without him."
More than 300 people attended a demonstration calling on the Minister for Justice to intervene as a family who sought asylum face deportation.
The Oyekanmi family arrived from South Africa in late 2023 and received a deportation order last year.
Hey now you can see why all those comedians endorsed fascism. Imagine those feelings, plus being surrounded by yes men ever since you got renewed for seasons 2-8, minus your maturity and empathy and genuine principles
It's making me appreciate Fallout 4, as half baked as it all was at least the Institute, Railroad and Minutemen were new spins on the concept of American retro future. And also stuff happened. It was new dumb with nuggets of gold rather than oops all dumb nostalgia bait
He said fascists were exaggerating how bad the economy was and leftists hated him cos of how hard they were falling for it. He could get shot by ICE 2moro and they still wouldn't forgive him for pointing out how the Trump campaign played them all like a fiddle
It's also close to being Cecil in Invincible, watching ppl get hurt while your supes whine about their god damn personal lives, not that you have no sympathy for them but ffs Mark reflect on ur dad being shit when the city is 80% not on fire
Have you played Dispatch? It's essentially a game entirely of being in a positive version of Waller role: managing a team of reformed villains, and constantly hassling them to stay on mission and do their jobs while they keep screwing up and impulsively bailing on missions
Also he was a big fan of the Elon Musk, the Nazi connected to Epstein who has already killed more ppl with USAID cuts than the invasion of Iraq.
He killed a rich guy who hurt him personally while loving a far worse rich guy, he's anti-billionaire the same way Will Smith is anti-actor
Wow the guy who insisted that victims of horrific atrocities shouldn't be trusted turned out to be a pedo, shocker
Musk killed more people with DOGE than the US in Iraq and Afghanistan combined, but we are not ready for this discussion, especially with everyone self-censoring themselves.
It's also so weird for Sinn Fein to be smug pacifists. When I kill Jean McConville it's an understandable woopsie cos her I Heard Down The Pub she's a snitch. When you kill Russian soldiers before they can kidnap your children you're a bloodthirsty warmonger distracting from the real issues
We really need to normalise not letting kids be alone with Trump voters, make them feel like pedos since they want them in charge everytime nuggies get expensive
