I'm going to claim that I invented Flamin' Hot Cheetos and give motivational speeches. What you all think?

Hey, I'm in shape.
ROUND is a shape, isn't it?

Andry Romero, a Venezuelan makeup artist sent to a prison in El Salvador by the Trump administartion, sobbing and praying as guards shave his head.

From my sister Cynthia. She worries about me, (as a big sister will), She advised me to print this out and to carry it with me at all times...you should too. She's right..In case any of you, citizen or non-citizen, documented or undocumented, find yourself being detained by ANYONE. Present this.

If you were FORCED to pick one of the following new
ICE CREAM flavors, and eat it, which would it be?

1. SQUIRREL

2. HOT DOG WATER

3. DRYER LINT

INTERESTING: Did you know that in Brazil if you want someone to leave you alone you tell them to "Vai pentear macaco!" (go comb a monkey!) ...not an important fact....just interesting. Anyways....Carry on.

Con Safos - C/S YouTube video by accorsidiego3

My heart goes out to everyone in El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Ángeles. we are with you...CON SAFOS!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=45gU...

How old am I? I'm old enough to have once looked at a gas pump and said "$1.50 a gallon!? What the hell!"

Feliz Ano Nuevo to everyone, or as they say in English,
Happy New Ass.

“The Service you do for others is the rent you pay for your room here on Earth.” ― Muhammad Ali

I like the rain. It washes away that sticky film that seems to cover Chicago most of the time...

When I was in 5th grade I remember this one girl in my class who would always pronounce the word FART as FARK, as in, "Ew, he blew A fark!".. I never did correct her back then, even though it annoyed me. I just thought about that....huh...odd....

Merry Christmas. You are allowed to put ketchup on your tamales, today only...just don't tell anyone.

Has anyone else had that weird dream where you get a phone call from your old high school telling you that you haven't graduated and that you have to come back and finish? What the heck is that?

How's this for an idea: A Latina comedian named Lady Jaja...

INTERESTING: A girl from the village of Ailbon, Galilee, Palestine, 1920

Ok so whats the deal with all these cars with Christmas lights all over them?

@melodeekoziatek.bsky.social

Joe Biden just gave a presidential pardon to his son Hunter. Good. Now pardon Leonard Peltier.

I need someone to Zelle me a million dollars. In exchange I'll come to your house and duct tape a banana to your wall.

I'm not sure why, but I have a sudden impulse to renew
my passport.

“I will always be on the side of those who have nothing and who are not even allowed to enjoy the nothing they have in peace.” ― Federico García Lorca

Well. I just joined BlueSky....