joe

when people who work at the beach go on vacation they fly to an office park and unwind in a cubicle

(sees old friend and panics)

wait what's the false impression of me i gave you again

when are they gonna catch the grinch? i don't feel safe knowing he's still out there

i believe in the free market and i will not rest until the government privatizes the first lady. it's more efficient to let businesses handle being the president's wife

single file off of twitter, women and children first

you might think it's a photo op but it's against his religion to be alone with a motorcycle that isn't his wife

me every time i get a bluesky invite

blue check weirdos outside desperately listing off slurs until they get invited in

disowning our content right after the alf dick posts, smh

finally i can automate all my acts of defamation

some sort of yellow lab mix :)

they can smile in their sleep too

he's thinking of a witty joke i made

finally this place is coming alive. more op-ed writers to bully please

me waiting for dril to show up