Accidental Haiku #10650, from "Going All In on Steak Made Texas Roadhouse No. 1 in Cas…" in the Wall Street Journal:
Line dancing at some
point during their shifts. Peanut
shells crunch underfoot.
https://www.wsj.com/business/texas-roadhouse-steak-beef-costs-casual-dining-8204b179?mod=hp_lead_pos7
Accidental Haiku #9409, from "They Built the Hottest Firm on Wall Street. Now They Have to Save It." in the Wall Street Journal:
A sector that was
Both sexy and stable in
The pre‑AI era.
https://www.wsj.com/finance/investing/blue-owl-private-credit-downfall-b657a53a?mod=hp_lead_pos7
Accidental Haiku #9152, from "Texas Senate Primary Is Heated and Republicans Are Worried" in the Wall Street Journal:
increased personal
wealth while in office and his
contentious divorce.
https://www.wsj.com/politics/elections/texas-primary-election-campaigns-12f83ec2?mod=hp_lead_pos1
Accidental Haiku #8460, from "Telluride, America’s ‘Most Luxurious Ski Town’ Is Tearing Itself Apart" in the Wall Street Journal:
Down Telluride’s
main street chanting, “End it now!”
People were crying.
https://www.wsj.com/us-news/telluride-ski-resort-dispute-6e2cc777?mod=hp_lead_pos7
Accidental Haiku #8106, from "The Week the Dreaded AI Jobs Wipeout Got Real" in the Wall Street Journal:
respondents said they
worried AI could pose a threat
to humanity.
https://www.wsj.com/tech/ai/the-week-the-dreaded-ai-jobs-wipeout-got-real-3ba5057b?mod=hp_lead_pos1
Accidental Haiku #6449, from "Mamdani Proposes NYC’s Biggest Hou…" in the Wall Street Journal:
News that Mamdani
made for him. It read: “Trump to
City: Let’s Build.”
https://www.wsj.com/us-news/mamdani-proposes-nycs-biggest-housing-project-in-50-years-he-needs-trumps-help-dfaaadfe?mod=hp_lead_pos4
Accidental Haiku #6109, from "The Sickest Burns on the Internet Right Now Are Coming From…" in the Wall Street Journal:
of a broader French
strategy to adopt a
more combative tone.
https://www.wsj.com/world/europe/french-response-foreign-ministry-x-account-trump-elon-musk-e7095fc1?mod=hp_lead_pos8
Accidental Haiku #5351, from "Americans Are Leaving the U.S. in Record Numbers" in the Wall Street Journal:
data doesn’t yet
fully capture the number
of people leaving,
https://www.wsj.com/us-news/americans-leaving-the-us-migration-a5795bfa?mod=hp_lead_pos7
Accidental Haiku #4652, from "Trump Puts On a Show, Casting Democrats as the Villains" in the Wall Street Journal:
But it did not take
long for Mr. Trump to switch
into emcee mode.
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/25/us/politics/trump-state-of-the-union-speech.html
Accidental Haiku #3327, from "Exclusive | Trump Administration…" in the Wall Street Journal:
That no ideas
are settled until announced
by President Trump.
https://www.wsj.com/politics/policy/trump-administration-considers-action-requiring-banks-to-collect-citizenship-info-8e26f6d2?mod=hp_lead_pos2
Accidental Haiku #2933, from "I Hold a Money Meeting With …" in the Wall Street Journal:
you can make yours more
formal—or even jet to
the beach house to chat.
https://www.wsj.com/personal-finance/i-hold-a-money-meeting-with-my-family-every-quarter-heres-how-to-lead-yours-bf993952?mod=hp_lead_pos9
Accidental Haiku #2480, from "The Problem With Sleep Right Now Is Shame About Sleep" in the Wall Street Journal:
timing—is innate.
You’ll feel less ashamed if
you remember this.
https://www.wsj.com/lifestyle/relationships/sleep-shame-how-to-fix-e93dad35?mod=hp_listc_pos4
Found haiku in today's Journal:
Fresh Western sanctions,
seizures of aging tankers,
known as the shadow
https://www.wsj.com/world/as-war-enters-fifth-year-ukraine-shows-russian-victory-is-anything-but-inevitable-7898d921?mod=hp_lead_pos10
