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Kristi Noem is speaking about making American streets safer and the solution is simple… take ICE off them.

Rumor is this administration is considering a companion piece to the Iwo Jima Memorial.

🎵 "There's got to be a morning after
🎵 If we can hold on through the night..."

Trump attacked the halftime show complaining “… the dancing is disgusting, especially for young children that are watching from throughout the U.S.A., and all over the World.” It’s not as disgusting as having a president mentioned in the Epstein Files more times than the shark in "Jaws”.

From AP: “Attorney General Pam Bondi became 'visibly angry' testifying before the House Judiciary Committee today, often demonizing her Democratic opponents.”

That old idiom “I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy” has many high-profile exemptions this year.

My goal is to make @markhamillofficial.bsky.social laugh today so I made this: "Klaatu barada no maga.”

I already knew life wasn’t fair, but never knew it was this relentlessly stupid.

Soon we’ll be referring to homeless people as upper middle class.

Criticism of the DOJ building was too quick. They’ve added more banners for context.

The FCC wants to bring back “Schoolhouse Rock” and now would be a good time.

America needs to take a mental health break.

If Caligula read the Epstein files, he’d probably shake his head and sigh… “this is too much.”

Hitler implemented tariffs that lowered standards of living for average Germans while also shifting their economy towards war. So, alongside enforcing censorship, suppressing dissent, accusing law abiding citizens of treason while whisking others into detention camps… we have a derivative dictator.

Even Inspector Clouseau would think Kash Patel was an idiot.

It’s very easy to reboot “Sophie’s Choice”… show an innocent woman in a detention camp, separated from her child by a government agent, all set in present-day America. And yet, it should never be easy.

Trump has no business comparing anyone to an ape since like King Kong he had unwilling women sacrificed to him on a deserted island.

The Trump animatronic figure has returned to Disney’s Hall of Presidents. Guests who complain it’s malfunctioning, freezing mid-speech and drifting off, are told the figure is behaving consistently with the original.

"As president, my highest aspiration is to bring peace and stability to the world." ~ President Donald J. Trump

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Anyone who invades Venezuela, bombs Iran and threatens Greenland, Canada and Cuba doesn’t sound like a frontrunner for a Nobel Peace Prize.

The government is warning sleeper cells are already embedded here to attack Americans. They’re called ICE.

The White House confirmed this president would “never give orders to intentionally place American lives in danger” except, you know, January 6th.

Trump assured the nation today the war on Iran won’t last as long as his war on the middle class.

Before invading Normandy, can’t imagine Eisenhower taking advice from a failed real estate developer who filed for Chapter 11 six times.

Trump’s foreign policy is like an improv group, somebody shouts “Bomb Iran!” and he goes, “Yes, and… let’s arm the Kurds.”

“Let’s not go there.”

When questioning his war powers, remember this president has served in uniform.

Googling the word “fiasco” and the current war coming up means ownership of this narrative is in question.

Trump is competitive with Obama whose “Operation Neptune Spear” cleanly removed Osama bin Laden without a single American casualty, culminating in 44 delivering the ultimate drop the mic speech. Fast forward to Trump’s drop the ballroom speech and “Operation Epstein Fury” spiraling out of control.