No shot Dr. Oz got an appointment to the HHS
DNS = Dumbass Never-working System
I felt this
everything's going fine, why do you ask?
Cheating at scrabble is just a gateway to cheating on people
A blank background, the only thing visible is a pill bottle, its contents are spilled, except these are not pills but are sleeping cats
antidepressants
Every time a Canadian drinks a Bud Light, they have to say 10 Eh Marys.
Headline reads “Man Spends The Day Telling People That Their Babies Are Ugly While Standing Outside Of Walmart,” above a picture of a smiling man.
Whenever I begin to lose faith in humanity, I am reminded that there are still everyday heroes out there doing the Lord’s work.
Elf lore affects the servers !
But skeeting is more fun
Something something Make America Healthy Again
This triggered my winter soldier moment
“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys
gigabrain cheatcode
Peepop poopee
Living in Ohio be like: Corn, Corn , Corn, HELL IS REAL, Corn, Corn, Corn
Who has the funny memes
Your mom is an invalid handle.