Jay Smooth

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

I mean Epstein as self-appointed arbiter of who's sexist or not is too rich for me to even take a bite of, off rip

"Come on guys don't be goofyy, he's not a bigot he's just cynically promoting bigotry for his own personal gain!"

Here's Epstein explaining, with the sort of warped amoral logic I'm sure is common in these rooms, that Trump only SAYS racist and sexist things to manipulate racist and sexist voters into supporting him. Which of course, in their world, that doesn't actually count as being racist or sexist.

Looking the through the whole trove of Epstein emails, beyond the most newsworthy bits there's also lots of interesting (i.e. repulsive) insights into how these super-elites move and think.

"I can't believe people are still talking about that guy who just passed out over there. I like guys who don't pass out. I've never passed out. Everyone will tell you this. So what were we talking about? Oh yeah magnets. Did you know magnets can't get wet."

"EWR --> EWR" everyone's dream vacation :) (get back safe!)

Andrew Coumo kissing a woman who does not particularly look involved in the situation herself

Woman covering her face with her hand at Cuomo party

Man with his face in his hand at cuomo party

Woman holding NY hearts Cuomo branded campaign sign but it’s upside down

guys I’m sorry but have you looked through Getty images for yesterday 💀

Speak of the devil

I think it’s worth being explicit about what’s going on with the Zohran admissions stuff - this is a bad faith attack designed to try to drive the older Black voters that made up Cuomo’s base in the primary and who vote party line in the general to support Eric Adams to keep Mamdani out of City Hall

This implies that if Mamdani had simply refused to comment, the NYT would not have deemed the piece newsworthy. I'll leave it to you to decide whether that is plausible. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Paying tribute to Sly on the Twitch stream if you're around <3 about to dig into some rare footage from his set at the Harlem Cultural Festival twitch.tv/jsmooth995

that is one of my shirts that draws the most comments when I wear it

Andrew Cuomo knows: moving to New York City can be hard. But voting here shouldn’t be.

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Head to zohranfornyc.com/vote. We’ve got an affordable city to win.

If that one part of "Sinners" gave you an appetite for some 90's hip-hop era Vampire lore, we're about to watch a little bit of 1990's Def By Temptation over on twitch :) twitch.tv/jsmooth995

I am baffled anew at your update on it

All obvious heinous things aside, this is a reminder that—despite lies from republicans—undocumented people pay taxes. and now their contributions are being used against them.

The Senate seat Schumer holds has only had 3 people in it over the last 70 years

I don't even know how to articulate how clueless this is. It's like if someone at the Bulwark was told that Andrew Tate is a Democrat, saw that Tate gets lots of views and said "hey this could be our guy!" with no further research

E V E R.

I 100% think Adam or his people pitched this to one of those never-trumper rubes and they got rainmade.

an absolutely spectacular L

Under no circumstances will I "hand it to" Adam 16, but assuming he's the one who pitched this story, this is the wildest bamboozlement of a writer since that "fake grunge slang" piece in 1992

Wow granted there's a lot going on but I don't think I had heard of this new doc's existence

Don't let Donald Trump and Elon Musk talk us out of democracy Trump and Musk are testing the limits, trying to sell America on being an authoritarian state — but they can’t do it unless we allow them to do so.

OK, I wrote my “who’s going to enforce it?” piece. It’s a lengthy read, trying to respond to a lot of questions I’ve gotten over the past three weeks, but it’s about democracy so I decided it was worth it to lay out in depth, with examples, what I’ve been talking about here and elsewhere.

told you! :)

Weird response but it's actually getting lots of attention now

Did they storm the field or was it one of the background performers? (great work either way)

This means he did his job 👍

The Eagles winning because of DEI (a white cornerback)