David Waywell

Yes Jacob, but I expect these ladies don't hunt and torture animals for sport.

Probably should have made it a diddly-pum. I'm not the musical expert. Let's get @faradayinkernow.bsky.social to transcribe it for us.

Exciting. Love a good countdown.

Can I start going dum-dum da da dum-dum da... da da.. da da... diddly dah!

Out of interest, how much effort are you putting into today?

Just don't want you think I'm skiving and not giving you 100% effort.

Actually very busy. Up early for an appointment but my sister's too ill to attend so I spent an hour trying to cancel patient transport, rearranging a delivery, plus some marketing work came through for the book. The key thing is: I know my priorities and banter with you is always top of the list.

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She was. 😊

You live next door to a zombie?

It is but my mum would laugh about it and that's how I treat it as well. It just shows how much humans are at the mercy of a money making system that really doesn't care about us humans.

Aviva sent my Mum a reminder to renew her life insurance. Maybe there's a good reason for that. Just can't quite put my finger on what that might be...

Oh yes. She's been dead three fucking years...

The state of these people. This should count as emotional harassment.

Probably good not to have an emotional attachment before you cook them.

The cats, of course. You've be mad to eat zombie flesh.

You.

Did you season them or eat them raw?

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Wordle 1,724 2/6*

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The HDR makes it really shine. Never seen it looking this good, though the Lucas CGI amendments look shocking and dated.

Tonight's film. So familiar I never ever rewatch it. Yet never seen it in 4k.

That's because you've given up smocking.

Okay. I'll quit my smockery.

Impressive. Smock gonna lie.

Are you wearing your smock?

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Definitely gave me these vibes...

To be fair, you never having had it in the first place is your most endearing quality.

I think he's fucking lost it.

I'm not that gullyble.

Wish there was some way to make you stopcock.

Very draining.