Daily Loud

BREAKING: Political commentator and South Park target Charlie Kirk has been unalived

All I’m saying is the shooter wouldn’t have been able to hit his jugular from 200 yards out if their hands were shaking from excessive caffeine intake

SMOKING GUN: Man who was born in Uganda to an Ugandan and Indian family claimed he was both African and Indian on his college application

🇺🇬🇮🇳👀👀

Y’all rockin’ with our planet?

Y’all rockin’ with our planet?

BREAKING: JD Vance banned from @bsky.app 👀

I guess Wengrow would’ve been more fitting since he was the archaeologist of the two but it sucks that I have to hand it to Graeber for being right

My sincere reaction to this news

I should probably post here more

1. Elon Musk would only take 3pt shots, even if heavily contested. Go big!
2. He'd be at the facilities 18hrs a day, but mostly playing "Doom."
3. Would he accept the Triangle offense as revolutionary/incremental? He only wants the former.
4. Musk's fertility rate would increase.

Working on the ultimate starter pack: People Who Still Post About Twitter on Bluesky

Mom: I’m sorry kids but Amerikkka didn’t extract enough imperial super profits from the global south this year. There will be no Christmas.

Claighton (age 12): Fuck the global south

Thank you sir

Eric Andre STUNS in new selfie

We already tried "leftist" Joe Rogan. It was called Chapo Tree House & it ended up being queerphobic, sexist, racist, ableist as well as enabling numerous sexual assaults whilst also being only vaguely left wing in its analysis & general vibe

Would’ve already bankrupted twitter if they just started with the latter group

Women = Arya Stark.
Black People = The Unsullied
Puerto Ricans = The Hound when he decides to not run away from the fire
Liz Cheney = Theon
Republicans switching = Jamie fighting with Brienne after they bang.
Normie dems = Jon Snow
Progressives and Unions = Drogon

i did a workshop last week w/ a group of yt queer organizers and i told them that their so called « activist fatigue » is b/c they don’t have an embodied liberation practice they can draw from since they spend more time appropriating the knowledge systems of non-yt people instead

Lingles in captivity generally live to be between 12-16 years old but there are reports of wild lingles reaching as old as 25!

A user called Jos has quote posted me. My original post said, "Just a heads up that I and many other people are much more block happy on here than I was on twitter. It's something that developed early in the culture of this app. I feel no need to justify it. If you're being weird, creeping me out, I don't like the vibe, you're rude, speaking in bad faith, BLOCK". Jos' comment above my words reads, "love this new tolerant website."

Thanks for this nice example of someone who gets an insta-block.

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First 10% of people to join, rubbing elbows with the movers and shakers of social media. Setting up separate Gchats with the first guy who said “binch” instead of “b*tch”, the first guy to get banned from kinja for not being horny enough, and the 3rd guy to buy and sell dril’s twitter account

You see this polling that says Israelis don’t agree with Netanyahu sending the Jerry Lewis Brigade to their deaths after Hamas put a dress and some lipstick on a big pile of dynamite? That actually means that they want a free and independent Palestine

Worst outcome of Trump winning wasn’t any policy or the courts because God knows the Dems would’ve let all that happen themselves, it’s the idea that as long as some indeterminate # of people disagree on an issue it can be extrapolated as a resistance movement against the government as a whole

Breaking: Local Dipshit Confused by Parliamentary System

You are 61 years old

BREAKING: Will Stancil announces he will not concede after “nasty” attacks made by “out-of-district” special interest groups