this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
So many grand hopes for 2026. So few that I can put into words without violating Bluesky's community guidelines.
Schleep
Realised just as I'm getting ready for bed that I'm looking forward to 10:30am, not because I have plans but because it's quite a nice time of the morning
Being unemployed is weird 😅
Is there a practical way to remove monday.com from my life entirely?
jeff goldblum saying: "how dare you speak to me"
Rust programmers asking for one tiny reference.
Rust Borrow Checker:
You can't call far-right protesters racist without someone getting offended. It's political incorrectness gone mad.
The whiplash between "vibe coders are the ones actually shipping!" and "oops we leaked all the PII lol" is getting a bit much
I'm not sending my government ID off to some random service to confirm my age, it feels like the exact opposite of everything you should be doing online
Famously, Tina Turner was just one guy
Not happy about being dragged to the pub
Close up of a sleeping shiba inu's face with a little bit of teeth on show
she sleep
Now that Disney has made a mature Star Wars series for adults the next step for the franchise is obvious: real-life pod racing you can gamble on
watching other anglosphere nations elect uninspiring technocrats
Context is overrated
I can't make this one, but the first one was great so you should go if you can!
