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Elon Musks arch nemesis

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Same I’ve been suffering waking up sweaty lately. πŸ˜‚

18.02.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Loool i was wondering when fake spring would end smh

18.02.2026 22:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Some of yall really funny. Real funny. Hold you up to the sunlight and you smell funny. 🀧

31.01.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

100000% they need to put black people up for every award lmao

31.01.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And this is the last time I’m entertaining this shit. I am happy to correct when I’m wrong. I will gladly do so.

31.01.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Does my original post help the cause or hurt it? Does my calling out that Don lemon was arrested be it at the Grammys or not hurt the cause? You’re so caught up in the facts bro. I said I was wrong. You’re still mad. You just wanna be right. Okay. You’re right. Now what?

31.01.2026 00:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I agree and I don’t think my original tweet hurt him or Georgia or anyone else. It’s dumb as hell to be caught up on whether he was at the Grammys or not. I admit he wasn’t. Mfs can’t let it go.

31.01.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t even like lemon like that so to be put in this position is lowkey funny

31.01.2026 00:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

SORRY MISTAKEN I GUESS IT WAS JUST THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT FINDING HIM IN LA lmao as if that makes a difference

31.01.2026 00:10 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ€— 😘

31.01.2026 00:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To some they want to win an internet war. Come to the front lines. We’ll see you there.

31.01.2026 00:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oohhhh did I hit a nerve lmao I said I was mistaken take a fucking breather

31.01.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜”πŸ™πŸΎ please forgive me let me grovel before you

31.01.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s get to the fucking point. Journalists are being jailed. You wanna fight about where they were? I was mistaken. There.

31.01.2026 00:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not gonna fight you on journalists being jailed

30.01.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He was in LA and I hate to defend Don lemon

30.01.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
messy ventura @messyventura
Embracing my descent into madness.


cardboard sign with permanent marker saying: 

HEY BOVINO I'D LIKE TO SEE HOW YOUR HAIR WOULD FARE IN A BLIZZARD

messy ventura @messyventura Embracing my descent into madness. cardboard sign with permanent marker saying: HEY BOVINO I'D LIKE TO SEE HOW YOUR HAIR WOULD FARE IN A BLIZZARD

if you live in minnesota, you’ll understand why this is so funny

23.01.2026 03:38 πŸ‘ 76 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

LOOOOL soup is gonna love this

30.01.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Them taking Don Lemon at the Grammys is really something. It’s truly something.

30.01.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

@messyventura.bsky.social
You crushed it on Chapo. So proud of you and proud of them for having you on to detail the horrors of what’s happening in Minneapolis/St Paul. ❀️

13.01.2026 18:41 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ayeeeee

30.01.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

100%

30.01.2026 00:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m super late bc I’m never here but thank you so much. ❀️

30.01.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Heyyy…how yall doin?

30.01.2026 00:21 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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I see some bullshit online and I’m like…what does @daveanthony.bsky.social think about this?

19.11.2024 05:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bruh can anyone even see what’s going on? Like Netflix is not working rn

16.11.2024 03:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know a single thing about boxing but Im tuned into the fight tonight πŸ˜‚

16.11.2024 03:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t wait to see the fight later Im legit planning my Friday night around Mike Tyson killing that boy.

15.11.2024 19:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bluesky first big test is people live tweeting the Tyson Fight on here not on there.

15.11.2024 15:03 πŸ‘ 5925 πŸ” 703 πŸ’¬ 172 πŸ“Œ 159
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Me following back a Black acct vs. Me following back everyone else:

14.11.2024 19:30 πŸ‘ 3020 πŸ” 798 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 85