Ari Kelman

I'm very serious about my engagement numbers.

I'm starting a new account: Sports but Make It Sports.

Thanks so much for the kind words. It may sound trite, but it's incredibly meaningful to learn that someone finds my work useful. Thanks again!

One of my favorite calendar customs in late capitalism is the endless stream of year-end updates to user agreements. Nothing says holiday spirit like new terms of service.

I still marvel that A Prairie Home Companion was successfully marketed as humor.

It can feel like lots of things are going to shit, so I try to find time every day to remember that Garrison Keillor is no longer a beloved part of the culture.

Big if true.