I only haven't blocked it because it's a useful indicator of how much to trust the accounts that repost it or treat it as a reliable source.
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I only haven't blocked it because it's a useful indicator of how much to trust the accounts that repost it or treat it as a reliable source.
(derisory)
I really do dislike this aggressive informality in corporate comms sometimes
We're 18 months off 'uwu it seems you've been a smol bean and not paid the mortgage. We're evictereening you in 14 days'
@danwaterfield.bsky.social I dare you.
They should have asked AI what would happen before they started. I reckon even Grok would have been able to predict this.
Oh mine did, I hate it
In 2014, Apple had the genius idea to give all 500 million iTunes users a free U2 album. I haven't heard shit from U2 since then
I'm so sorry for your loss. Sending sympathy and best wishes your way xx
Yes, it sucks that young men today watch Andrew Tate. But a generation earlier, my university halls had subscriptions to Zoo and Nuts (including Danny Dyer's "cut your ex's face so no-one will want her" column) and I had housemates who spent hours a day reading rape jokes on 4chan.
*Doctor looking at my X-Rays*
Doctor: Ah, this is exactly what I was afraid of.
Me: Oh my God, what?
Doctor: Skeletons.
Getting a lease done involves an awful lot of emails back and forth that say "please ask your solicitor to hurry up" "my solicitor says she/he is waiting for your solicitor" "thanks I'll feed that back" "please ask your solicitor to respond" on repeat forever.
Adoraband.
I believe you xx
Cheeky
bsky.app/profile/scra...
It was important
Sign on door says Please be careful there may be someone behind this door
Terrifying.
Peak Monetisation
my contribution to the discourse this evening is that there are too few adverts these days where a man does something so socially unacceptable that even the family dog puts his paw up over his face and whimpers in disgust. this was the dominant art form in the 1990s and it is now dying out
But then we'd all have to do the joke in your honour so it would be for nothing
Super Furry Animals were warning about this 20 years ago
youtu.be/o2gh5kzeTPk?...
Please romaine quiet
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I've tried listening to talk for exercise and actually the Adam and Joe podcast was what I used to listen to at the gym about 17 years ago but I have found I definitely get on better with music for running.
Hahaha oh wow I love this (the clogs, I haven't listened to the other one yet)
Send flowers, praise, money etc, I did actually go. Thank you all for your weird music
I am gonna put this on the list without listening to it just to give myself a horrible shock next time I go
Outrageous