DylanSchaferVO

Behold Java's voice demo (wherein she brutalizes me for the heinous crime of mocking her by wearing a non-eatable tortilla blanket)

What better way to launch a social media presence I intend to use for my acting nonsense than to instead drop a picture of my girl Java?

It is our goal for you to say every time, w h y w o u l d y o u g o a n y w h e r e e l s e ?