Auncle Bee

Text saying "You've read your last free article."

Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:

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THESE FOLKS ARE SEEKING RE-ELECTION AFTER VOTING TO HIDE THE EPSTEIN FILES?
Seriously?
Yes.
They are arrogant.
They are indecent.
They think voters are stupid.

DONT BE STUPID.
DONT VOTE FOR VIRGINIA FOXX...MAKE HER RETIRE LIKE WE SHOULD HAVE MADE MOSCOW MITCH MCCONNEL.

A Shadow The Hedgehog promotional image with the caption 'SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY. I SIMPLY DIDN'T REALISE THAT IT WASN'T ALL YEAR.'

remember you can always burn Shein clothes for petroleum

In a hotel room, a brick wall that has obviously had a huge hole repaired

Pretty sure the Kool-Aid man stayed in this hotel room once

Reality keeps being so on the nose that there is no nose

tumblr post by user sapphling from August of 2023 reading: "sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher" "You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this? Then they have screenshotted tags left on their post by another user reading: "crying screaming and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didn't REALLY die and come back to life all those times" sapphling follows that with "no that part was real"

I got this today after paying a family’s back rent to stop an eviction that had been filed. I feel that weight in my bones, and I’m glad she gets to sleep tonight. No one should ever have to feel that fear.

Local church is helping us raise funds for MN families still sheltering in place - another $30k needed by 3/5 to prevent a wave of eviction filings! Please share, boost, and if you can, donate 🫶

WE KEEP US SAFE! Please help me get this seen - dangerous tactical changes are happening here, while many families are entering month 4 of sheltering in place. Help me keep my neighbors safe.

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OMG! 🤩

WELL NOW, would you look at that?

A massive, 26-YEAR-LONG study of MORE THAN 2.4 MILLION people in Sweden found found NO EVIDENCE to support a causal link between acetaminophen (the API in Tylenol) use during pregnancy and increased risk of autism, ADHD, OR intellectual disability in children.

At the Rocky Horror Picture Show in Minneapolis, they’re throwing out ICE whistles shaped like dicks.

this is what they said it would be like under socialism

"raving is resistance" yes, and raving alone is not enough. it is time to step up.

oh i love this update!!! people do wild stuff with perlers, i think he's gonna have a great time :)))

This is exactly right. The Onion quietly left Twitter a month ago and... our weekly subscribers went up. It's because we're doing well here, on Instagram and on YouTube.

As a business, being on Twitter is somewhere between useless or detrimental, unless you're selling boner pills.

‘Don’t go to the US – not with Trump in charge’: the UK tourist with a valid visa detained by ICE for six weeks Karen Newton was in America on the trip of a lifetime when she was shackled, transported and held for weeks on end. With tourism to the US under increasing strain, she says, ‘If it can happen to me, i...

A British grandmother with a valid visa detained by ICE for 6 weeks.

"So why did ICE detain her, and keep her locked up for so long? ICE officers are paid a bonus every time they detain someone. 'Individual ICE agents get money per head that they detain – the guards told me that,' Karen says."

This ask is for an Ecuadorian family of 4! These Minneapolis neighbors have been affected by ICE and are in need of $1800 for rent.

Can we raise these funds for this family in need? I believe in us!

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Please share and help if you can! Thank you! 🫶🏻

yes he's right! if you bend them while they're hot they'll stay curved :) tell him to look up videos on "the tape method" - i find that to be the easiest way to work with perlers!

whoops 😂🫶

borgir 🍔

new kandi cuff complete ✅

Don't congratulate John Roberts or the Supreme Court.

Congratulate Rick Woldenberg, the Chicago-area leader of Learning Resources, an educadtional toy company that had the courage to sue the president of the United States to save his family business.

As well as everyone else who stepped up.

Screenshot of an X post by Shannon Watts criticizing Palantir CEO Alex Karp for saying “We kill people sometimes” while addressing shareholders. The embedded image shows Karp standing at a conference table with colleagues in a room displaying the Palantir logo.

It would simply never happen.

some of you are looksmaxxing when you need to be booksmaxxing

Dennis nedry jurrasic park "see nobody cares" meme reads Hey everybody, this guy still posts on X! See? Everyone is horrified and disappointed. They feel it speaks directly to your values.

Screenshot of a CNN segment shared by Acyn. A split-screen shows commentator Lydia Moynihan on the left and Kevin O’Leary on the right during a heated exchange. The chyron reads, “Obama: Dems need to avoid scolding and ‘virtue-signaling.’” The post quotes O’Leary referencing China and concentration camps, and McGowan responding about West Virginia.

I spent my childhood inside of American concentration camps. I know one when I see one. And that is what ICE is building.

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Two ICE-Gestapo killers have been placed on leave after lying under oath about a violent encounter they supposedly faced during their seige in Minneapolis. They face termination and criminal charges.

Good, they aren’t agents, they are terrorists. They should all be sent to jail.