Tweet from MapQuest: fyi MapQuest is NOT renaming the Gulf of Mexico - not because of politics but because we haven't updated our maps in like 15 years and don't remember how to do it 3:01 PM • Jan 29, 2025
Heroes
It’s TTTIIIIIIIIIIMMMEEEEE-Mariah Carey
I honestly would have been naked and painting the walls with my own poop on day 2 tbh. Waking up in a room of your dead friends?! I’m good— give me the apocalypse
I wanted to like this one SO BAD! But the tone of the main character bugged me so bad 😅😅 “what the freak!” “Dang it!!” “Shoot!” 🤣🤣
Don’t worry!!! I kept my shiny one shadow!!
Today was a good day
No, it’s on Peacock!
I started Yellowstone and now don’t want to do anything else but watch it
It’s so fucking good
Anyways, follow me on Red Note @slumbelina
I just wanted to sing Defying Gravity dude
I just wanted to sing Defying Gravity dude
Feliz Navidawg
I forced the mans under threat of physical violence to watch Wicked with me and now he is scream singing “Defying Gravity” to our Golden Retriever.
Hearing Shallow Land Burial live with the rainbow lasers would fix me.
“how poor people look defending billionaires that don’t give af about them” followed by a picture of a guy holding out his hand to a basketball team for a high-five and getting ignored by everyone
VIKINGS WITH THE PICK!
Pretty much! instead of picking a different language I’ll just switch to kindle version or audiobook
I found a way to cheat the system and just add a different version 😂 like I’ll do an audiobook then a kindle then a paperback and it works
On Goodreads!
AND THE SOLDIERS COMING HOME VIDEOS??!! Nope I’m a GONER
I am a BAD BITCH until a video of a school janitor getting a surprise gift from their students comes on 😭😭😭😭
Re-reading a book should count towards your reading goal! I SAID WHAT I SAID!
Costco on the weekends in December is like if The Hunger Games and The Purge had a serial killer love child
I put perfume on for my therapy appointment that is on Zoom, which is why I need therapy.
Some people have an internal monologue.
Some people have the intro cheer from Bring It On on an infinite loop.
Sundays are very hard🐾
Just a reminder for anyone out shopping for me today…I do not want ANY birds for Christmas this year. I don’t care if you can get 2 turtle doves for the price of 1 or if there’s a 4AM door-buster deal on French hens. Zero birds. None birds.
