Mandolyn

Weren’t we gonna nuke a hurricane a few years ago? No bad ideas in a brainstorm

That sounds bigly!

Justice for Cricket!

Setting her up to take the fall when Dems are in charge and start talking impeachment.

And they steal the hour from our weekend. Stupid Daylight Saving.

I miss having serious people in charge

I don’t even know anymore. War, the senseless murder of civilians, pedophiles in power, just a whole lot of fuckshit.

In addition to tomato and sour cream, the Supreme Deluxe Court comes with extra delulu

Also more time figuring out why his skin is the same color as the BBQ meat

brimleyline.date

I will cross it in May and I am NOT ready

Oversight Democrats have been investigating the handling of serious allegations by a survivor against Donald Trump when she was a minor. We have now confirmed that some of the documents related to this survivor appear to be missing from the files.

Here’s what we know ⬇️

MAHA - ha ha ha

a man in a suit and tie is wearing a crown and saying yeah boyy ! Alt: Flavor Flav says YEAH BOOYYYEEEE,!!!

If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times.

I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

He's a good egg

This guy gets it.

Bro is gonna be mayor for 9 terms

Current White House squatter < Flavor Flav

So does this mean pussy is not low carb after all?

Happy bear inside a brandy glass with a red rose

Several turkeys milling about on a suburban lawn. There is a mailbox and the rear end of a white SUV in the background.

Went to my parent’s this week and was greeted by these party peeps on the front lawn.

What if that’s a normal-sized roll and your cabinets and floor are just really small?

Oh no, not this dumpster fire again??

Let's try this again 👋

Hi Bluesky - I'm Massachusetts' Attorney General. You might know me from suing President Trump nearly 50 times, beating Uber and Lyft in court, or being the first woman of color elected to statewide office in MA.

I officially left X today - help me find my MA people?

OMG, they really are the same 🤣

A white and gray kitty sleeping on a gray blanket. Her front paws are crossed.

A white and gray kitty sleeping on a gray blanket. Her front paws are crossed.

Sleepmaxxing 😴 #catsofbluesky #cats

Right?? I will cross the line in a couple of months and it is much more concerning than turning 50 was.

GOP Madlibs:
Adjective - dingus
Occupation - butler
Another occupation - mayor
Noun - underwear

Labor Secretary’s Husband Barred From Department Premises After Reports of Sexual Assaults At least two female staff members said Dr. Shawn DeRemer had touched them inappropriately at the agency in Washington.

The labor secretary’s husband was barred from the department’s premises after two staffers said he sexually assaulted them.