Baron Von J

Time to hit the flo' cuz she about to drop that bass!!

I hear the Internet is really, really great.

It's a long time between now and November, and the Republicans will be fired up after the historic turnout this week. We have to build on it and show up even bigger in November.

2026 🌊

Jizz Lite

Minimum wage is fucking poverty

That's just propaganda from the Jerrygoats.

The Oregon Trail dysentery meme but the wagon is replaced with a green butterfly and the caption says "You have died of dissing Jerry"

Urban legend, you say?

Psh. You're not even Jerrified!

is bluesky hiring a chief scapegoat. i'm EXTREMELY qualified

𝘙𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘺’𝘴 𝘉𝘢𝘣𝘺 is my favorite film about deviled eggs.

NO MORE CHANGING THE CLOCKS!

Get it together US!

That is all.

We don’t agree on much, but I think we can all agree with the way Johnny Cash sang ooooooo in Ring of Fire

thanks, will check it out.

out of the loop, which actor is dead to us?

get out of my head!

wow I thought I was going to get reprimanded or fired today and instead I am getting promoted into a brand new role to do shit I actually want to do and idk how that happened holy moly

Oh I would definitely take a singlecut 594, in that beautiful black gold burst!

We certainly have a supply of alligators from, Houston to the coast, we could lend to help the investigation.

tbh i think that crockett should still push for an investigation into ken paxton’s fuckery yesterday, even if it doesn’t change the election results.

this is why i don’t agree with writing off entire states because “they voted for this” as we watch voter suppression in real time.

By the looks of things, that cake has hugged a lot of penises already.

The Dow is now WAY below 50,000. Release all the Epstein files, Pam.

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The moon going from full moon to a red moon and starting to go back to a normal full moon, then my camera battery door fell off.

Here's my first edit on the March 3rd Lunar Eclipse. 15 moon shots, 1 foreground. Taken over a 3 hourish period.

I wish our culture hadn't abandoned these values in media

The word queue is just the letter q and 4 silent vowels.

Timeless combo!

I should get a Les Paul

Oh, yeah. Every eligible voter should be counted.

I just meant in terms of flipping the state. Like in contrast in 2018 Cruz alone received more primary votes than all the Democratic primary candidates combined.