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Roz Under Pressure

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Aspiring Writer, Almost An Artist and Absolutely Brazilian! She/Her/That Lady Will mercilessly block anyone who posts AI images

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02.03.2026 23:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1168 ๐Ÿ” 452 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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People Are Calling Meta Ray-Bans "Pervert Glasses" On Bluesky, users quickly embraced the term "pervert glasses" to refer to Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses, following a shocking investigation.

Make it stick.

06.03.2026 18:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 8723 ๐Ÿ” 2555 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 152 ๐Ÿ“Œ 291
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Coffee, straight out of my nose.

06.03.2026 19:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 9542 ๐Ÿ” 1774 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 268 ๐Ÿ“Œ 164
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06.03.2026 21:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 676 ๐Ÿ” 153 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23 ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
The Mask of Zorro (1998) movie poster

The Mask of Zorro (1998) movie poster

The Mask of Zorro (1998)

(Poster by EJTangonan)

06.03.2026 15:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 333 ๐Ÿ” 38 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is who our President is...

06.03.2026 20:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 6672 ๐Ÿ” 2663 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 251 ๐Ÿ“Œ 119

*rt*

*marquinha d'รกgua do gemini*

*rt desfeito*

06.03.2026 18:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 147 ๐Ÿ” 25 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A igreja da lagoinha jรก superou, e muito, o Jota Quest no posto de pior coisa jรก criada em Belo Horizonte...

06.03.2026 21:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 218 ๐Ÿ” 39 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐ŸšจURGENTE๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ

07.03.2026 00:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1827 ๐Ÿ” 447 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 42 ๐Ÿ“Œ 133

Plot Twist: o contato "Alexandre de Moraes" no celular de Vorcaro ser mais uma amante dele

06.03.2026 22:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 642 ๐Ÿ” 187 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Engraรงado mesmo as conversas do Vorcaro com a namorada e a amante, mas seria legal se a imprensa explicasse melhor o fato do cunhado dele ter doado 5 milhรตes pra campanha do Tarcรญsio, essa conversa eu acharia bem mais engraรงada saber como foi

06.03.2026 15:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 601 ๐Ÿ” 200 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face

Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face

Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now

05.03.2026 21:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 8010 ๐Ÿ” 1907 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 93 ๐Ÿ“Œ 93
An headshot image of red-haired Rebecca Heineman whilst performing at an industry talk

An headshot image of red-haired Rebecca Heineman whilst performing at an industry talk

Rebecca Heineman will posthumously receive the Ambassador Award at the GDC Awards.

A games industry legend - first ever game tournament champion in 1980, Interplay co-founder, Bard's Tale 3 designer, worked on the PSP, PS4, Xbox360, many ports... ๐Ÿ‘

(Read more at GamesIndustry)

06.03.2026 13:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 812 ๐Ÿ” 255 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

"My neighbor told me tamagotchis keep dying so I asked how many tamagotchis he has and he said he just goes to bluesky and gets a new tamagotchi afterwards so I said it sounds like heโ€™s just feeding tamagotchi to bluesky and then his daughter started crying."

06.03.2026 20:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 184 ๐Ÿ” 14 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Huh

06.03.2026 13:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 310 ๐Ÿ” 89 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 68

You want to see someone go from "bake sale mom" to "militะฐnt rะตvolutionary ready to rะฐid an ICะ• camp" in 30 seconds, talk to a teacher about immigrant kids.

06.03.2026 22:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 144 ๐Ÿ” 22 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

An insane warlord facing death contemplates invading Persia as his last hurrah and has enormous issues with supply lines, treacherous foreign allies, and rising debts. Is it Phillip II or Donald Trump? Take the quiz!

06.03.2026 21:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 363 ๐Ÿ” 87 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
06.03.2026 22:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 125 ๐Ÿ” 14 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Real talk women canโ€™t have secret second families because being a mom is a full-time job while being a dad is basically a summer internship

06.03.2026 19:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 153 ๐Ÿ” 21 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Documentos recolhidos pela PF indicam que ele aparece entre os principais nomes da imprensa na lista de pagamentos(mesada de R$ 2 milhรตes)do banqueiro Vorcaro.
O caso Master tem tudo para revelar nรฃo apenas os podres da polรญtica e do judiciรกrio, mas tambรฉm da imprensa brasileira.

06.03.2026 22:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 21 ๐Ÿ” 12 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Owwkayy dayyuuuudddd

06.03.2026 09:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 6404 ๐Ÿ” 1867 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38 ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
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06.03.2026 22:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 311 ๐Ÿ” 48 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
06.03.2026 21:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1132 ๐Ÿ” 236 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Scarlet Spider/Doc Ock

06.03.2026 16:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 181 ๐Ÿ” 52 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
MYTH: These strikes could lead to a long war.
FACT: It depends how many decades you consider โ€œlong.โ€

MYTH: These strikes could lead to a long war. FACT: It depends how many decades you consider โ€œlong.โ€

Trumpโ€™s War On Iran: Myth Vs. Fact https://theonion.com/trumps-war-on-iran-myth-vs-fact/

06.03.2026 23:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1089 ๐Ÿ” 113 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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me lembrou isto

05.03.2026 19:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Tira de Laerte, em 4 quadrinhos.
1) Um homem, de รณculos, ergue o dedo e diz: โ€œVou dizer o que penso.โ€ - outro homem, de bigode, fala: โ€œCalma.โ€
2) O de bigode fala: โ€œCubra a boca pra nรฃo fazerem depois leitura labial no V.A.R.โ€ - o de รณculos cobre a boca com a gola da camiseta.
3) O de bigode diz: โ€œUse alterador de voz pra poder dizer que nรฃo era vocรช.โ€ - o de รณculos segura um aparelho frente ao rosto.
4) O de รณculos fala, com a voz alterada: โ€œVocรช faz isso tudo antes de dizer o que pensa?โ€ - o de bigode responde: โ€œEu nรฃo penso.โ€

Tira de Laerte, em 4 quadrinhos. 1) Um homem, de รณculos, ergue o dedo e diz: โ€œVou dizer o que penso.โ€ - outro homem, de bigode, fala: โ€œCalma.โ€ 2) O de bigode fala: โ€œCubra a boca pra nรฃo fazerem depois leitura labial no V.A.R.โ€ - o de รณculos cobre a boca com a gola da camiseta. 3) O de bigode diz: โ€œUse alterador de voz pra poder dizer que nรฃo era vocรช.โ€ - o de รณculos segura um aparelho frente ao rosto. 4) O de รณculos fala, com a voz alterada: โ€œVocรช faz isso tudo antes de dizer o que pensa?โ€ - o de bigode responde: โ€œEu nรฃo penso.โ€

Saiu na Folha @folha.com

06.03.2026 10:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1567 ๐Ÿ” 351 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 12
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The IDF releases drone footage of bombing an obvious decoy painted helicopter

Description:
โ€œThe Air Force continues to strike the aerial capabilities of the Iranian regimeโ€

t.me/idf_telegram...

04.03.2026 13:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 316 ๐Ÿ” 88 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15 ๐Ÿ“Œ 54
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Cara
Eu sei que รฉ um assunto serio (super serio)

Mas uma pagina persa fez esse edit do khamenei tocando โ€œvai ser so um colocadao nessa novinha do xerecaoโ€ de fundo e acho que mais pessoas lusรณfonas deveriam ver

06.03.2026 04:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 655 ๐Ÿ” 252 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31 ๐Ÿ“Œ 44
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Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here
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My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you.
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Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h โ€ขโ€ขโ€ข My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

โ€œI have usernames older than you.โ€.
Holy shit

06.03.2026 01:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 20227 ๐Ÿ” 4281 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 755 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1117