Lord Pinky

"We" have a wonderful leader there?
She's just the number two from the same illegitimate regime.

She's a 10/10 but excel thinks she's October 10th

Also, might not be able to spell it if you are dumb.

Can't spell dumb without DM.

Yes, you can convert a temperature this way. The temperature is -103F (-75C).

The Stupidest Glitch Imaginable Killed a $72 Million Lunar Mission in a Single Day NASA’s Lunar Trailblazer satellite was supposed to map water across the surface of the Moon, but glaring design and testing errors killed it.

Oops, did no one test the software first?

....the software that should have pointed Lunar Trailblazer’s solar panels toward the Sun instead pointed them 180 degrees away from the Sun.
gizmodo.com/the-stupides...

My green dot in a cluster called "Cool Guys With Normal Dicks"

Very impressed with the accuracy of the new Bluesky user map

I’ve been observing my dogs for a while, and I like to think that when they see people walking down our block with no dog, they start barking to other dogs, “ANYONE LOST THEIR OWNER?” until someone replies.

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Arthur Conan Doyle

I don't envy modern women having to juggle a career, a family, 2 plates, 3 flaming torches and also a couple of chainsaws.

Is that because Trump will be dead by then?

Jokes on you! I don't do that!

So they were in the workforce.

Gasoline and diesel prices spike overnight as anxious drivers fill up tanks The average price for a gallon of gasoline jumped 11 cents overnight in the U.S. And drivers in Europe waited in line to fill their tanks with fuel.

We saw them up 10-30 cents overnight.
apnews.com/article/iran...

For those who haven't seen this (like me)
www.yahoo.com/news/article...

At least gasoline is cheap...oh.

I feel like I'm ready for puberty now. I wasn't ready the first time, but I'm ready to go back and do it right.

They're not related in any way. But where's the fun in that?

Spirit Airlines slapping up a banner on a vacant airline terminal and flying in and out of it for a couple months.

I would do anything for love
But I won't do that (engage with people outside my phone)

Do they translate to Jello?
bsky.app/profile/msfo...

I have a few stinkers, tbh.

I hope you have no reason to need it.
I have a friend who had some skin spots actually turn cancerous, and they treated it with a cream to kill it off. It seems to have worked.

Pounded one out, did you?

Looks like cream is preferred when the spots cover more area, and it eliminates the ones that are still forming.

One likely candidate is actinic keratosis (precancerous growths). They treat it with a chemotherapy cream called 5-FU, which causes skin inflammation. This matches the doctor's description pretty well.

Caramel and pecans

He attacked Iran because he was told to.

No idea why my brain keeps forming words made out of 4 x 4 letter grids.

The mind boggles. #LunchPun

This counts as saying something nice about me and gets a follow.