Kate Ludlow

Kristi Noem's transfer isn't going to change shit *and also* I'm gonna blast the song and celebrate it.

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MORE to COME!
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Welp. I fucking LOVED that.

#CrushedIt

Just cashed out my 401k and took it to DraftKings to bet on a bunny segment during The Puppy Bowl fingers crossed Chat.

Huge hugs, my friend. <3

I'm going to relish and delight in Greg Bovino losing his job *and* I'm going to recognize he's the Patsy.

A pile of CPR training mannequins.

I'm CPR recertified, so feel free to have a heart attack and/or choke on all the food you want around me, I gotchoo

Ahhh, dammit, Will, I'm so sorry to hear this. Sending y'all all the love. <3

I'm proud of you, Sport.

Picture of more Granny panties

I'm deleting all social media and going to live in a bog.

Picture of three gigantic Granny panties

One day kiddos, you will be 43, and you'll feel young, and beautiful, and powerful. You know the hip lingo that your niblings use. You use people's preferred pronouns. You boycott Starbucks. You are with it. And that same day, IG will try and sell you these panties and your soul will leave your body

This Holiday Season, when your friends and family ask if you bought any skateboards or any shirts with rabbits on them at the dinner table, you can tell them yes.

Yes I have.

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You don't do films, but trust me, this is a hilarious response.

Picture of a Waymo blocking the driving lane.

"Sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind this Waymo for a long while."

Ingredient list on a box of rum extract, with alcohol as the first ingredient.

Welp, almost ruined my family Christmas party & a dear family member's sobriety because I completely forgot that extracts often have alcohol. I'm glad I checked.

If you do the family cooking/baking for the holidays, please consider this your reminder to omit this stuff. There are alternatives.

We thank you for your service.

Not gonna lie, I miss the old days where you'd post this and the entire games industry would be in shambles the next morning, arguing about this.

The fact that my mom didn't raise me to be Hannah Waddingham is actually quite fucking rude.

We're putting up the Christmas tree and my husband said "This won't work without a specific spare bulb," and I ran to my junk drawer and immediately whipped it out.

Hello. I'm the Dad now.

"A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved." -Kurt Vonnegut

Happy Birthday Vonnegut, to us all.

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Off of work and OOO today and I accidentally deleted the Slack app with my armpit and just...

I have tasted
the sandwich
that was lobbed
at my bulletproof vest

and which
you probably spent
your hard-earned
money on

forgive me
it smelled delicious
so onion-y
so mustard-y

Bro, I have 3-4 just in my part of town. (One sometimes pretends I've never been in before.)

I'm doing my best, Harris

It's funnier that you liked this @harris.zone because it's also your gas station guy.

According to my gas station guy, "no one feels very Halloween this year," and yeah, that's accurate.

In your defense, just barely burnt onions are one of the absolute best types of onions.

I'm a fool, but I've also seen What We Do In The Shadows

While driving out of my neighborhood, there was a witch hat dead-center in the road, sitting perfectly upright.

I thought it was a trap, but I can't help but wonder if I missed a big adventure.