Mars Bringer of More

What privacy? Meta's smart glasses are filming unwitting naked people Meta's Ray-Ban smart glasses are a privacy nightmare, with footage of naked people, sensitive information, and violent acts captured and seen by Meta's AI and an army of employees.

Buried lede: Meta sends all your nudes to Kenya where humans annotate it and feed it to AI

Twin Peaks Logo Generator Turtle Power!

Freedom of Speech painting by Norman Rockwell, a working man bravely standing up to talk in a crowded room

Sorry to interrupt this town hall but here are ideas for 200 new Pokémon I thought up. Dugbug, a burrowing beetle. Candelabro, the bodybuilder candle. Monkini, a monkey that wears a bikini

bro can't wait to go to the glue factory with the rest of us

I had the Grinch over to my house to watch the Super Bowl last night. He actually has insane ball knowledge, he played in high school I think. Really interesting guy. Unfortunately he stole like 6 pounds of deli meat out of my fridge so I don't think I'm going to invite him back.

A store with a sign that says “ADULT NOVELTIES - BJORK ALBUMS - MAGIC POKEMON YUGIOH - AIRSOFT GUNS”

"thin places" are locations where the veil between the physical and spiritual worlds is said to be particularly thin.

I didn't metamorphose. I sat my white ass down and molted

SPIDERMAN: oh. hey man didn't realize you were up h—
DAREDEVIL: i can hear the whole city from up here. so much pain and suffering, so much—
SPIDERMAN: ᵗʰʷᶦᵖ
DAREDEVIL: —joy and laughter. love and loss. all the terrible beauty of did you fucking leave

got diced in the resident evil laser hallway a few days ago and i've been a little lucky sure but i've been really careful too. still, i know it's only a matter of time before a bump or jostle makes me cubes on the floor

Cop Shoot Cop my beloved

Scraping Foetus Off the Wheel - Nail

The Throne of Agony changed my life

do you remember how in cartoons you could get free boots just by being bad enough at fishing

Once again, getting bullied by the tall rocks in the cemetery

I don't care if this is the underworld, I will not be hung upside down on a stake!
Nor will I be made to eat feces by the four apes!

it is November 10 now. A circulatory system is walking through the kitchen. look at that fucker go

Happy Valentine’s Day from the Star Trek Deep Space Nine baseball card of Odo having sex for the first time

sure maybe austin powers isn't being totally honest about that swedish made penis enlarger pump, but i still don't think there's anything to be gained by pressing the issue. honestly i don't see the benefit in listing his stuff aloud at all. just give him the crate. ok the book is pretty damning tho

I hope I'm never in a position where someone can bring up a whole book I previously wrote that refutes my current position, I would be so embarrassed

I hope I'm never in a position where someone can bring up a whole book I previously wrote that refutes my current position, I would be so embarrassed

(reading a long detailed description of a guy with my full name who looks exactly like me, having his nuts eaten by dogs and going, Oough I'm In Hell For Being Sooo Stupid! and only finally looking up with a scowl when it says he's wearing the same shirt i have on right now)
DANTE: pretty good right

Let me on Rogan

i love food man

keanu greaves

you missed the best one

It’s crazy the sheer number of supposedly rational people who were like “ok but it’s good at health stuff” early on.

The Death of Direct File Tech for good not welcome in the Trump administration

Reminder when you watch the Intuit Super Bowl ads, they have Super Bowl ad money because they are a successful rent seekers who have worked for decades to kill free, quality, public tax preparation services donmoynihan.substack.com/p/the-death-...

Kind of gives away the whole game that all the crypto ads this year have been replaced with gambling and AI ads.

Boy, I do not like The Atlantic calling abused and trafficked women "aspiring sugar babies".