brad

I wish that one time in my life I could experience the person I want to talk to more than anyone else in the world feeling the same way about me

ad for a slop mobile game where you have to draw lines to save a dog from bees

I know my brain is rotted by how often I catch myself watching these instagram ads all the way through

could use some noggles here

lamelo ball’s “hot cheeto” foot tattoo

new tattoo inspo just dropped

I'm convinced nobody actually knows how to parallel park it's all just vibes or cheater cars that do it for you

the money is calling…

had an absolutely miserable two months so I had to postpone beast mode may. beast mode fiscal quarter starts today

it's so nice to see a campaign consisting of policies I mostly like and agree with win an important, high profile election. hopefully other politicians follow suit and create a world where I can vote for a candidate I actually like instead of one that I am opposed to less than their opponent

each day I have to drive a lot I become more convinced that getting and keeping a driver's license is way too easy

for all the shit marvel gets from film twitter and adjacent spaces, the worst thing it ever did was popularize post credit scenes. that being said sinners was really cool and I enjoyed being back in the theater for the first time in years

very surprised they have stewart so low, he very clearly seems like the most impactful guy they lost

this guy's with you right

which top 100 does it count for

selling a $500 graphics card to a 74 year old guy in boston and he fucking rules. he's on the phone talking to me me about how verizon keeps emailing him about illegally downloading too many movies

a couple times when I was in college I wasn’t able to visit home because I was working black friday at target. my sister’s girlfriend wasn’t able to come to easter brunch because she works at a dispensary and they wouldn’t let her call off today lmao

is it crazy to say 28-3 is slightly less devastating if he doesn't get two feet down here

damn I just remembered I still have to find a full time job and that probably just got way harder to do LOL

hey do you mind if I ruin the global economy on a complete whim

I am not having fun

despite the song name I did not do biceps today

day 5/90: lifting on a ~500-800 calorie deficit sucks so bad. the third set of every lift is beating the shit out of me. I’m hungry and sore all the time but also down 8 pounds so maybe it’s fine

I felt like dying on set 3 of preacher curls

clairo my beloved

day 2/90 of trying to do freak shit at the gym. been slacking hard lately and let myself get in pretty bad shape. hit 10 minutes of moderately intense cardio and felt like throwing up

I kind of wish cyberpunk was worse so the fact that it still feels rushed and messy and it crashes once a session 5 years later would be less annoying. it's a really good game that would probably be one of the best games of all time if it was 20% more fleshed out/polished

the most delusional man of all time (me): maybe mike tomlin can fix aaron rodgers

message back from a seller agreeing to my offer

keep posting things will break your way

why list something on facebook marketplace if you aren't going to respond to offers I have messaged three people in three days and nobody will say anything to me I am on my hands and knees begging for you to let me give you money

currently watching ben stiller in mystery men (don't ask why) and facing the reality that this is the guy that made severance

got to the gym today despite feeling like complete shit we might be back…

I regret to inform that I may have fired this post off a little preemptively it was more like 9

ate a pizza that put me out of commission for 7 hours I am not built for the mines

really sucks to see from an organization that I know has been an important resource for people close to me

the baller edwin wombo combo

nothing a coffee and game of valo can’t fix